L.D Pea 安倍より豆

Konnichiwa. I'm an average Wasabi Pea but people tell me I can get more fans than Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. 豆です。安部首相よりファンがいるだろうと言われます。よろしくお願いします。

[ザ・ライジング・ワサビ @RisingWasabi]

安倍首相、なぜこの白人が英語を話さないのか今だに理解できない
https://t.co/lTeqEBgfZ8
#白人 #外人 #外国人 #外人ニュース #英語

[ザ・ライジング・ワサビ @RisingWasabi]

「パソコンは一度も使ったことはないが、最先端FAXのセキュリティーは熟知している」
https://t.co/JDdkCMM1FB
#桜田 #桜田大臣 ＃ザライジングワサビ

[ザ・ライジング・ワサビ @RisingWasabi]

「男だー!!!」
https://t.co/HvhOcOHGN6
#国際博覧会 #国際孵化 #国際男性デー ＃男　＃男性　＃ザライジングワサビ

[ザ・ライジング・ワサビ @RisingWasabi]

立候補者、人々に名前を知られたく選挙カーのスピーカーを改造 https://t.co/IzfcnjXgxH ＃安倍晋三 ＃自民党 ＃小池　＃希望の党 ＃うるさい ＃半径1km以内 ＃騒音

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

Shibuya Billboard Promotes Upcoming Erection
#Japan #ScrambleCrossing #MassiveErection #ThinkOfTheKids

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

I Love Big Camera Almost As Much As I Love Donkey Hotel https://t.co/S2AthXiXsE #Japan #DonQuijote #ドンキホーテ #BicCamera #ビックカメラ

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

Japan Claims 2017 British #Nobel Literature Prize Winner Kazuo #Ishiguro https://t.co/jrdGUCcLYF #イシグロカズオ #MadeInJapan #DefinitelyJapanese

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

Foreign Baseball Player Given The Option To Use A Fork
https://t.co/geW4YtKSM5 #Japanese #gaijin #therisingwasabi #ForkOption #NoHashi

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

Foreigner Operates Control Center For All Incoming Japan-related Requests
https://t.co/6SAIivvZWI #JapanrelatedRequestsControlCenter #JRCC

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

Internal Inquiry Launched: Who The Hell Is That Gaijin With?
https://t.co/EgJWIRNFiZ #Japan #Tokyo #women #therisingwasabi #gaijinproblems

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

First #Playboy Bar In #Japan Imports Giant #Octopus From South America https://t.co/Ypdc6YrfFF #Weird #Idol #Sexy #Anime #Manga #tentacles

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

Man’s Exoticness Distracts Local Woman From Severe Personality Defects
https://t.co/ZzfjynKKjW #Gaijin #Foreigner #Japan

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

#English #Teacher Maintains High Standards For Finishing Class On Time
https://t.co/EtfAMZDSzk #Japan #Teaching #StrictOnTime #TimeStandards

[おコメディ焼き @Okomedyaki]

Happy White Day!! 外国人J−Pop 「義理チョコ」 / Giri Choco https://t.co/KBD5J40brQ

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

人種差別を助長する右翼の街宣車が全国初の満開の桜を引き立てる
https://t.co/hR5db602Xi #桜 #開花 #花見 #初開花

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

First #cherryblossom of the season contrasted against the dark shades of a bigoted ultra-nationalist black bus https://t.co/bKBdFxNz9t

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

#Ginza Ad Shows Precisely How Much TEPCO Gives A Shit About #Nuclear Victims
https://t.co/oQM3C6qmql ＃被災者 #福島第一原発 #HowMuchShitGiven

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

Job Seeker Assures Company He Has No Independent Thoughts
https://t.co/Vvnil2nteA … #JobHunting #Japan #就職活動 #NoOriginalIdeas #WayBackWasabi

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

Broken #English Fatally Assaults Flawlessly Articulated #Japanese
https://t.co/i6uhdc5mxV
#Japan #日本語 #DeathByBrokenEnglish #TooSoon

[The Rising Wasabi @therisingwasabi]

Gaijin Finds Wallet On Streets Of Tokyo, Keeps It
https://t.co/uhxQOfpfGJ #Foreigner #Gaijin #Japan #Finderskeepers #WayOfTheGaijin