Gabe Vincent is no longer a Laker. Oh how I’ve waited for this day. Cracking open a buzzball biggie to celebrate. Might even finally call my kids. Thank Allah, Jesus, and Netanyahu for this joyous occasion. #livelaughlove
Talked about critical race theory with the Jameson’s bouncer while he checked my ID last night. Convo ended in a fist bump and an assertive nod. #ItsUsAgainstTheWorld
Grey Goose and I tore this par 3 up animal style no tomatoes (shoeless style). Beautiful day on the course, but I’d still rather be R’d by a katana than hit my 3 wood. #rkelly