Sara Massouh (Thorlton)

I'm obnoxious.

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

Every time I see the @Potbelly commercial blowing smoke up our ass by telling us the difference between "or" and "and".... I get pissed off. Hopefully no one is falling for that joke. #Potbelly is just like everywhere else, except they're playing mind games.

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

Instead of "Life is beautiful"... I'm going to adjust the phrase to "Life can be beautiful". #truth

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

Come here. I'm gonna bite your head off!! #RAWR

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

Colin Jost should play @MagnusCarlsen in a biopic. :) #GoChess

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

There are people who live in my little city and think everything within the city limits is available to them, and then there are people who get majorly inconvenienced if they have to drive across town. #getoverit

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

Sometimes I watch the 'This is America' music video just to drool over all of Danny Glover's CrAzY SEXY energy!!! #childishGambino

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

I've always been a fan of the show #SisterWives but in this latest season... Kody Brown is seriously UNHINGED. Has any doctor diagnosed him yet??!!

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

https://t.co/RM4HZFopMG

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

RAWR!!!!!

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

Having a good memory isn't the same thing as being genuine. Just because you can recall and talk about something, doesn't mean you actually care....

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

Finally, in season 19.... Meri starts making sense. #sisterwives

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

Can we get a sound clip of @joannagaines saying "It's so pretty" a million times over? @magnolia #FixerUpper Please??!!

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

@progressive can't save me from becoming my parents. They just can't. #IamMyParents #NoShame

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

"The weakest people are bullies" is a weird thing to admit about yourself.

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

"Bleach blonde bad-built BUTCH body" .... lolololol. I still laugh every time I hear it. #crazylady

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

I'm just going to eek out an existence for the next 4 years, and hope my daughter and i get out unscathed.... #desperate

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

The first time Trump won office, I thought, "This is crazy. We'll see what the next 4 years look like". (Thought with some optimism).

This time, I just can't stop crying.... #depressedCountry #hopeless

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

The difference between me and Adele, is that it clearly still tears me apart.

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

ME to the kids: Can you please load the dishwasher? #expectations

HUSBAND to the kids: Can you please load the dishwasher? It's not that much and it would be really helpful. #coddling

[Sara Massouh (Thorlton) @PeaceArtist6666]

My mortality has been obvious lately. Life has so much potential, this body of mine has so much potential. I'm not using any of it to the fullest, and that needs to change. #Perspective #Wasteful #iWantToLearnHowToDance