Peach Extracts

Quotes from The @AbsolutePeach comedy podcast. Available at Spotify, iTunes, & wherever else podcasts are

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Check out the new podcast from veteren podcasters The Absolute Peach! #podernfamily @lime_link #itunes #stitcher #googlepodcasts #spotify #spreaker #podbean https://t.co/YSzqMrSwvR

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🍑 🎧 Heard our new #podcast❓🤣
The Absolute Peach: "PITS & POLITENESS"
"Diaper throwing, #extremes of politeness and #unicorn #armpit #hair"

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"It's recorded in America, and the UK...and the and the and the United States of America" - Ben on his new show, "Celebrity Crumbs" (@AbsolutePeach S12 E03: Cars & Crumbs) https://t.co/FA0iI4ewP2

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"Twiddle... Twizzer... Twiddly twizzer?" - @gav_83 failing to recall the name of @Twitch (@AbsolutePeach "Twizzles & Tidings" https://t.co/syDCdPPkjk)

[The Absolute Peach @AbsolutePeach]

NEW #podcast OUT NOW! "Hacks & Harvests"
In which Ben shares the tale of a disastrous haircut and a ridiculous restaurant experience, and we learn the meaning of the word ‘THICC’ and the latest McDonald’s ‘hacks’.
Get it now at https://t.co/jK6iuLqNZd or anywhere podcasts live!

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"You had a sort of semi brain-dead smile on your face!" - @TheAbsoluteBen (@AbsolutePeach S11E21: https://t.co/8tRq3KMzcw)

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"Don't ask her if she could put a little nip in it!" - @theabsolutejo (@AbsolutePeach S11E21: https://t.co/8tRq3KMzcw)

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I think you should write a book called parenting with dignity by Joseph Gallagher @TheAbsoluteBen (@AbsolutePeach TAPAS Aftertaste 24-09-15)

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"In other news, the world's gone mad!" @theabsolutejo (@AbsolutePeach YouTube #008: https://t.co/BOkkdwPCRH)

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The Absolute Beach

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"Now you're saying I'm Bridget Jones crying into my ice cream!" - @theabsolutejo (@AbsolutePeach YouTube #004: https://t.co/Kbs5DOLtDS)

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"My posture has just gone from strength to strength since I've been working for Wacky Kook!" @theabsolutejo (@AbsolutePeach YouTube #005)

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"When the chimp is ill, you can cover for him!" - @TheAbsoluteBen (@AbsolutePeach S5E20: https://t.co/mGpiNwZoHs)

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"Excuse me sir, why is there a mouse in your pocket!" - @TheAbsoluteBen (@AbsolutePeach YouTube #005: https://t.co/dmpeOt1dbJ)

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"I'm literally living off Brain Tonic and M&M's out of the bin right now!" - @theabsolutejo (@AbsolutePeach S5E20: https://t.co/mGpiNwZoHs)

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Hat turned sideways!

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The chicken would then reanimate itself inside your body, peck it's way out and punch you in the face! @theabsolutejo (@AbsolutePeach S4E10)

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"I don't want my bed warmed up by some huge mammoth, before I get in it, dressed in terry towelling!" @TheAbsoluteBen (@AbsolutePeach S5E20)

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"Well don't keep butting in then, Sniffles Mcgee!" - @theabsolutejo (@AbsolutePeach YouTube #006: https://t.co/06nyXegI6O)

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"Your trainers are like gymnasts slippers!" @TheAbsoluteBen (@AbsolutePeach S5E20: https://t.co/mGpiNwZoHs)