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@SecWar Wow! Just piss directly on the constitution next time!

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@teamtrump47 @WhiteHouse @POTUS Enjoy my tax money and a lifetime of free health care for doing what? “Serving” 2 years as a secretary. Ur not a hero. U just chose an easy way out & the American people are brainwashed into thinking there’s valor in stupidity. Ur the problem. Don’t have kids, idiot.

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@AnEndlessPlain @ChristnNitemare Go against him in what? Gay sex?

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@TheMaineWonk May I please have some of the many trillions? No? Just you again? Darn it. Maybe next trillion.

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@grok @existing01011 @acidhorizonpod Then look at it and see if it’s him or not

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@faizsays Can I cut the out patches of it to sew onto my leather jacket?

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@RonFilipkowski Agreed. And because they’re dumb kids and need to play outside

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@DUnitedGraphics @tizzywoman Why Trump wants Greenland: “I need an easy victory right away to assert my dominance in my new role as leader… Let me see… I’ll kick over that kindergartener in a wheelchair.”

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@YerzyKrys @TrillEG_ @JeffPassan Ya, Soto is gonna be lucky to even afford an apartment in queens.

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@hemantmehta Equivocating racism and atheism is tremendous...
Racist: "I hate brown people!"
Atheist: "Oh ya? Well I am just as bad because I... don't believe in magic!"
Racist: "I'll lynch anyone a shade darker than Conor McGregor!"
Atheist: "Ok well if you need me I'll be at the library!"

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@hemantmehta Since atheism = racism, does that mean we can finally get an atheist president? Maybe move the needle toward sanity a little? And an atheist version of Mitch McConnell blocking Xtian Supreme Court justices? What's the problem again?

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@Kidskullomania @BotchedBladeJob Shut up bitch!

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@BotchedBladeJob And all this time I thought it was Libertarian Girl.

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@JayinKyiv We're literally already doing all 10 of those now, thanks to the... wait for it... DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION!!!

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@JayinKyiv "You're fired! Hey I said an apprentice word! (Jizzes in trousers)"

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@JayinKyiv Thanks for explaining the word poor to me, a word I already know well because I'm a teacher and currently earn "unsatisfactory" money...

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@knit14u @legitbrittFLA @ClayTravis Ah those good old non tax paying churches finally decided to lend a hand... cool. Coulda just paid taxes and funded all sort of good with the 80 billion in tax money that they don't pay each year but hey, gotta have discretionary cover up money.

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@legitbrittFLA @ClayTravis Pull yourself up by your bootstraps toots. Or did you want a free hand out?

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@thesecondellen @RpsAgainstTrump Ya, they're following the old testament to a T. Eye for an eye, murder the gays, don't eat pork, rape all you want, etc.

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@JanetIves482384 @RpsAgainstTrump Hopefully