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Cranky.

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

@aasif Hey! You're in a new show! We get so excited when we see you in something new. We're always, "Today's Special! Today's Special!"
We are BINGING on #EVIL
Your character is fantastic!

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

Hey, #AirCanada you sure do know how to fuck up a good holiday.

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

I'm almost convinced that
@elonmusk is punking us.

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

@JustinTrudeau A 500 cheque is ridiculous. A one time top up will help out renters for ONE month, perhaps two. Try again.

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

So is it safe to say that @elonmusk is probably pretty shitty to work for?

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

Anything note worthy going on?

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

@mothermother are you good folks still playing in munich this December? Details are foggy.

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

@ColinJamesMusic you're on my flight!

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

COLIN JAMES IS ON MY FLIGHT!

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

@jspackma We pay a premium and shouldn't have 6 hour delays.

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

@jspackma It's a luxury but it's also a service.

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

@samanthafraser I'm in regina!

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

I am so fucking sick of religion. Seriously. All this shit is because of organized religion. It's exhausting us and these false ideas are what's going to be the end of us. God is not real. Abortion is not wrong. Love knows no gender bounds.

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

There should be some sort of discount when you fly with a small child seates behind you.

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

#pearsonairport
Flying to Pearson today with a 5 hr layover to Regina. What's the situ like there today?

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

@melissamccarthy not really on topic but I've started watching #GodsFavoriteIdiot and your look is killer. You've always been beautiful but the blonde hair etc is killer.

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

THE NEW ORVILLE IS OUT!!! I am so so happy. This is just fun and legit Sci fi. Yeah! @SethMacFarlane

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

The #KidsInTheHall reboot is absolutely fucking HILARIOUS. And I don't mean just the part with their old dicks flapping about.

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

Ok so it's true that I'm drunk but I might have started crying while watching #cabaret because why can't I sing and dance like someone with years and years of training and talent and genetics?

[Porkfist @PeachesDecarlo]

@lynesworld I NEED THAT