staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made egg toast" "spilled coffee all over my desk:("
"lady on the metro has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" and its like wow. i love you more than words can express
i hate when you schedule an uber and they arrive 10 minutes early and the app is like HES HERE GO GO GO UR GONNA BE LATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HES HERE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!
This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn