Peaches The Poodle

13-yr old minature apricot poodle, looking to learn new tricks!

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When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age, you splatter. ~Roy Rogers

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Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~Pam Brown

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Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. ~George Eliot

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A horse is worth more than riches. ~Spanish Proverb

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A man on a horse is spiritually as well as physically bigger than a man on foot. ~John Steinbeck

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If the world was truly a rational place, men would ride sidesaddle. ~Rita Mae Brown

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A canter is a cure for every evil. ~Benjamin Disraeli

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All I pay my psychiatrist is the cost of feed and hay, and he'll listen to me any day. ~Author Unknown

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A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. ~John Holmes

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I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. ~Mark Twain

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There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. ~Tay Hohoff

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A lovely horse is always an experience.... It is an emotional experience of the kind that is spoiled by words. ~Beryl Markham

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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. ~Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

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It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts! ~Nicholas Evans

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Horses are uncomfortable in the middle and dangerous at both ends. ~Attributed to both Christopher Stone and Ian Fleming

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To ride a horse is to ride the sky. ~Author Unknown

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The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears. ~Arabian Proverb

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A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. ~William Ralph Inge

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Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. ~Holbrook Jackson

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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. ~Author Unknown