michelle, but 30

probably not your favorite person ever, yet here you are.

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

The worst thing I did to myself recently was spoil #toystory5 plot for myself by flipping through the Little Golden Book version at @Target

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

Hi @Gymshark I have a pair of leggings (I have only worn twice before this morning) and I put them on today, and on my third squat, the seam in back ripped! Kinda embarrassing but it’s not like I was wearing a size too small or something, do you have any product guarantees?

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

How about instead of a normal halftime show at this year’s Super Bowl, we just get to watch them get married #TaylorSwift

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

Good to know allergies don’t affect me anywhere but my house and surrounding area.

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

Forgot I took these. If you were hiking at Zabriskie Point in Death Valley on April 4th at sunset, I took these photos of you bc it was so cool! I would want them if I did that hike! #deathvalley #nationalpark

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

Men can’t multitask? Explain to me then how my husband can watch Monday night football AND a hockey game at the same time. It ain’t magic that’s for sure

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

The neighbors have parties every now and then after the boys’ bedtime and the music they play in the backyard is just right off my playlist and I’m just so thankful bc at least it isn’t something I hate haha

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

good morning to all the corporate emos who are scheduling an 11am “meeting” so they can try to get Warped Tour tickets

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

emos buying tickets to Warped Tour in 2025 like

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

Finally (for now)- we have data on so many things but I’d like for someone to come up with a figure for me:

At any given moment, how many people in the US are stuck in Auto Zone parking lots with their hoods popped open? Keep me in the loop because I think of it daily

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

Stream of consciousness just to get these thoughts out:
1. Whenever I wear a hat, I feel like an imposter and everyone can tell I don’t USUALLY wear hats and it shows

2. Why is “sugar cookie” a seasonal flavor? Cookies are an annual treat and I shouldn’t have to stockpile

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

@newheightshow okay so basically you guys were right— the Kelce cereal mix is my new favorite treat ever. What a concept. Genius. Culinary genius. @tkelce @JasonKelce @GeneralMills

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

In a few songs, I’m getting country vibes which makes me wonder if another country album is coming #TTPDAnthology #ttpd

[arushi @illiclitaffairs]

literally taylor

[caroline ❤️‍🔥 @Caroline_Marie_]

This promo is getting crazy! So long London! #tsTTPD 🇬🇧🤍🪶

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

@albumwhore @taylorswiftliar They dated before in like 2015

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

What if Taylor bought ad space during the Super Bowl for some sort of mini movie again but this time to announce Reputation TV. A dream

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

I was on track to end the first day of 2024 with a load of laundry and a workout but I just crushed three Cosmic Brownies and am calling it a night. Thanks for the warm fuzzies, @LittleDebbie

[michelle, but 30 @PeachyMichelle]

Almost every @taylorswift13 vinyl that I’ve gotten has always skipped and non of my other albums do 😔