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fml

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brb having an anxiety attack

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just fixed my cart that was broken #WomenInSTEM

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uh yea so apologies for this tweet. i change my mind i want all of yall to stay tf away from me.

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if you drive stick i’ll suck your dick

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there are 2 types of men out there. men who would have sex with ryan reynolds’s and men who lie.

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ik im a nobody but if monster wanted to sponsor me i would be their bitch

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i’m gonna do that thing where you wrap like 1000 boxes super difficult and then the last box is just gonna have the picture

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my boyfriend doesn’t have this app so i have to post it on here so i can tell SOMEONE but he’s been spamming me with that josh hutcherson whistle meme …little does he know what he’s getting for christmas

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i <3 having big scary dog privileges

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hello friends it is time for my (sometimes) monthly tweet:)

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i miss jenna marbles

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ik it was a special addition version but can nyx bring back the gold packaging of the epic ink liner

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ok yea my birthday might be july 8th but did you know july 9th is the 6 year anniversary of “the fall of jake paul” by logan paul….

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bout to start advertising myself on dating apps like “i drive a cool car, have attachment issues,and give good head. if you want a chance to break my heart swipe right.”

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pimp returns to the simp life V3: simp overrules the pimp

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i have never been so happy to get my period 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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just typed up a tweet and decided it was too out of pocket even for me…that’s how you know it’s bad

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if you drive stick i’ll suck your dick

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previous tweet will be the only wholesome one for the year so appreciate it and strap in mother fuckers

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incase no one has told you lately, you’re doing amazing and are fallowing the path that you need to take. you are so loved and deserve the best.

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markiplier on the $5 bill

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constantly feeling absolutely feral is my only personality trait at this point