Peanut Sanders

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I will be going to Austin, Texas. Leaving soon. Always like (love!) being in the Lone Star State. Speaking to our great Farmers. They hit “paydirt” with our incredible new Trade Deals: CHINA, JAPAN, MEXICO, CANADA, SOUTH KOREA, and many others!

[Peanut Sanders @Peanut1847]

Everybody is over here fussing about the rebel flag on government property and I just want to watch the dukes of hazard in peace.

[Peanut Sanders @Peanut1847]

"It wrote funny, it ain't in merican, it's som kind o' other writin'" #southalabamaproblems #BuckSpeaksMerican

[Dustan Pate @dspate14]

The only thing worse than Loco's customer service is the Holocaust..........and liberals.

[Peanut Sanders @Peanut1847]

Really want to know who let @Mama_Willow have extremely too much caffeine this morning #tweetsfordays

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Call her darlin’, not bae. 1776% of the time, it works every time. Merica.

[Jared Payton @JPayton1831]

Can't believe @Gibson1876 is a college graduate. congratulations buddy @marthopkins @itsthegarr @tabbott912

[Peanut Sanders @Peanut1847]

Midget wrestling at Cowboys next Thursday #lifeisgood #MERICA #LifeChangingExperience

[Peanut Sanders @Peanut1847]

Bankrupt farmer just told me I didn't know what I was doing if I had to go to Auburn to learn how to farm #HeresYourSign #AuburnAg #FarmProb

[Peanut Sanders @Peanut1847]

#peanutbutter https://t.co/w9BmzuHsfA

[Chelsea Gorman @cmbohannon]

Wow, that @ReesesPBCups commercial is just one big sexual innuendo. Welcome to 2015

[Peanut Sanders @Peanut1847]

Headed to Auburn time to celebrate being an American #Yardeo #MERICA #BabyOilSlipSlide

[Mason Childers @Mason_Childers]

Yardeo weekend has arrived

[Dustan Pate @dspate14]

@Olemissmal @itsthegarr you can take me anywhere you want, but you'll never take me anywhere better than Captain D's.

[Peanut Sanders @Peanut1847]

I'm out here walking around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding down. #lifeproblem

[Peanut Sanders @Peanut1847]

Time to go see if Reese's and Snickers eggs are on clearance at Walmart yet. #peanutaddict

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

What did the Easter Egg say to the boilin' water? It's gonna take awhile for me to get hard. I just got laid by some chick. Merica.

[Peanut Sanders @Peanut1847]

Homemade peas, rice, cornbread, rutabaga and beef for lunch, life is hard sometimes #farmerProblems