pericles 5 (owlpha male)

PARODY. Fifth form. Skinwalker. #FreePericles. #FreePericlesOwlOfTheNorth. #FPOOTN. Animaltronic. I Don’t Tweet, I Hoot.

[pericles 5 (owlpha male) @PeanutPossum]

on my way

[vincyᯓ★ @vincythefanboi]

😔

[Lauren @decent_shittalk]

I told you not to go through his phone girl

[⚘️Carina @Carina_Amyth]

@HeidiBriones I read this somewhere,

The audacity of men to criticize women's bodies when testicles exist.

[pericles 5 (owlpha male) @PeanutPossum]

canon

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

*Drake & Kendrick stop the beef and become friends*

Drake - “Listen I’m sorry for what I said”

Kendrick - “No man. I went too far. I’m sorry.”

Drake - “it’s okay, what do you say we become friends again?”

Kendrick - “hmm… only if are my justice to my poetic.”

Drake - “only if we have One Dance”

*Kendrick & Drake laugh but hear a knock at the door*

Drake - “I-i-i-i-i just heard something at the door Kendrick”

Kendrick - “I’ll handle it.”

*Kendrick opens the door”

J Cole walks in and says “hello guys I was watching you through my secret cameras…”

Drake - “w-w-WHATTT???”

Kendrick - “this can’t be”

J Cole - “listen here guys I’m keeping the video of you hugging for later *wink* but I really came to make things right.”

Drake - “ahhh shooks cordie it’s all good man we are all family here”

Kendrick - “I guess you could call us the BIG 3”

*all laugh in unison*

Kanye randomly runs into the room and yells “I made graduation” then runs out

[✮ @evune]

this is unironically how I talk irl

[pericles 5 (owlpha male) @PeanutPossum]

i swear people will stand in bathrooms and do nothing after washing their hands if they know you’re pooping

[pericles 5 (owlpha male) @PeanutPossum]

i want to skin elon musk

[pericles 5 (owlpha male) @PeanutPossum]

i am about to send a very risky x (tweet)

[pericles 5 (owlpha male) @PeanutPossum]

@justwomsh elon clearly changed your password

[pericles 5 (owlpha male) @PeanutPossum]

this rebrand makes me want to peel off my skin

[pericles 5 (owlpha male) @PeanutPossum]

@justwomsh X

[WomSAT @WomSAT]

Log #wombat sightings @WomSAT Thx for the #support Wombat Care Bundanoon #Australia #wildoz #wildlife #conservation #roadkill #sarcopticmange

[pericles 5 (owlpha male) @PeanutPossum]

i cant sleep unless it’s sopping

[pericles 5 (owlpha male) @PeanutPossum]

men will never understand the comfort and bliss of a woman wetting their pillow before bed