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Caring about things. Badly.

The wonderful, highly imaginative world of PearCarePlus!
PearCare is an imaginary company, a creation of your deepest fears.

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My day was going perfectly.

& then I started my shift at work.

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Sending love to our co-workers in Brussels today. Nous sommes unis.

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Capital numbers are the bane of my existence.

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@Creative_Rants @chriswb can confirm. They never have the Key.

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@JonyIveParody "what's your ID?"
*gives password*

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I'm really proud of my self control. I've suppressed my urge to troll people on the support tag.

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@PipFixer red for Valentine's Day. Just be glad it's not bunny suits for Easter

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No, Error 53 doesn't "kill" your device but I will if you come near me with that bullshit.

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Error 53 means either 3rd party hardware or you had a dormant hardware bug that just decided to show up to the party.

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"I hope your device bricks with only corrupted backups."
#ACinsults

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If you need a bump case for your iPad then you shouldn't have an iPad.

[Edward James @FRBastardSon]

This is the part where I pretend to care that your data is gone…

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@PipFixer I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure "resistant" doesn't mean "proof"

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*grabs popcorn for reading the comments*

https://t.co/vDfeygJHx1

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@PipFixer @FRBastardSon AFAIK anything OOW is referred to store. Recently OBS is. VIN, no. Sorry for the moronic activity of my colleagues

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People. Are. Weird. As. Fuck.

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@PipFixer someone heard Retina display was harder to break &that was the reason for the iPad purchase. (Which got screen cracked)

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@AppleRegentSt you can buy a roll of small bin liners in Tesco. They're cheap.

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@PipFixer Just be grateful that your cx knows what "a wifi" is.

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@PipFixer PEBCAK:
Problem
Exists
Between
Chair
And
Keyboard