Dr. Detard

[milk @milkinhisbag]

bought my cats a tv to watch bird feeder cams while i watch my sopranos

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

the one juror on the kirk trial who's gonna convince the other jurors that israel did it

[bean @retardedbean]

You are the boss of your life, not just the manager

[Dr. Detard @PearJews]

@retardedbean Actually it’s 12.50 but just got a 32 cent raise 🗣️

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS PAUSED •フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

wrong. jerk off eat a burger and play videogames for 17 hours uninterrupted

[Ok So Basicly @BasiclyOk89799]

Let hb talks to men like this off 2 coronas, im a 5’2 balding Dominican man btw

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

this might be the shot of the decade

[bean @retardedbean]

Only subhumans shit in the Yearning and Vaping stalls

[Dr. Detard @PearJews]

@BasiclyOk89799 Fuck you and bg3

[nessie 🔜 NYFF @nnnstrs]

i like to play on my puter with my friends

[bean @retardedbean]

I’m not the man I was last weekend. I’m also not the man I will be this weekend. They’re the same guy and he has a problem but will not be addressing it

[bean @retardedbean]

I think I adopted the idea that “some niggas are just retarded” into my worldview at an early point in life, and now the question of “why are they retarded?” has kind of become the focal point of my career

[chester @fratboychester]

BAD NEWS for unlicked armpits. I woke up.

[bean @retardedbean]

Outdated info, they patched that right before I bought the game

[Dr. Detard @PearJews]

I’m not LeBron, LeBron just passed the ball to me

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

“hmmmm yes the employees do need a celery raise”

[DunklerPrinz3 🔰 @DunklerPrinz3]

Girlfriend refuses to fuck me if the mewgenics soundtrack is playing, do I break up with her?

[Dr. Detard @PearJews]

@retardedbean Yo

[Dr. Detard @PearJews]

@BasiclyOk89799 @livvmeow Never apologize, always double down. Going back on what you said shows weakness