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eh what, hold on a minute, how's this happened OPTIC x KSI x Vikkstar

[🍐 @Pear_XIX]

Love my husband really I do but having to wake up every weekend to the sound of asmongold’s voice on the tv is gunna make me crack

[zoë @zoveeo]

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing.

[🍐 @Pear_XIX]

Me the second I stepped off the plane in Texas and every second since

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

one direction songs slap so hard i am so sorry to people who just do not get it

[🍐 @Pear_XIX]

Just tipped my UBER driver 10 dollars and then saw my rating went down😂

[Call of Duty League @CODLeague]

CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN. 🤩🏆 @OpTicTexas

[🍐 @Pear_XIX]

After being told by two different FedEx assistants that my package is deffo being rerouted to a new delivery address, why tf has it just tried to be delivered to the old address😭😭 @FedExHelp

[🍐 @Pear_XIX]

It’s my birthday tomorrow and I’m spending the night with a 3 lb tub of peanut M&M’s and viva piñata✨✨

[🍐 @Pear_XIX]

It’s crazy how @supercell never misses, already spent an hour playing mo co today🫣

[🍐 @Pear_XIX]

Might take the weaponised incompetence approach and ‘forget’ to prepare Joe’s lunch tonight🥴

[Sidemen @Sidemen]

The winners take Wembley 🤝

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

It's Monday

[Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @PtDefianceZoo]

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

[big duntles @biglunty]

depressed bon jovi:

[🍐 @Pear_XIX]

I actually detest Musk with every fibre of my being and I hate the way even tho I muted this name he still appears, every time he tweets some far-right bollocks in regards to British Politics my blood boils😭😭

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield be saying

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

Nothing says legitimate organic Right Wing uprising in the UK like a meaningless petition that gets retweeted by a foreign billionaire with 200 million followers on the platform he controls.

But wait til you hear where the signatures are coming from!

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