Mr. Pearl

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[Mr. Pearl @PearlOHS]

Be salty. Stay salty.

[Mr. Pearl @PearlOHS]

Welcome to Florida, where the Education Commissioner thinks Pride and Prejudice is about "the unyielding spirit and heroic patriotism of the many Americans throughout history" https://t.co/IQJl5u1xIR

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As of today Orange County Public Schools in Florida has rejected A Midsummer Night's Dream for all grades.

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@jonstewart @NicholasSparks @khaledhosseini my high school has banned your books from my classroom library

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@nicholasbueller I disagree. The gondola stopping and swinging silently midair over the water is more terrifying.

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Is it acceptable to deduct a star from a Lyft driver simply for turning off Lizzo?

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Make sure you follow Olympia SGA's new insta: Olympia_sga!

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@jjjjjeslyn @aahilrajan MENDACITY

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So proud of my AP Lit students!

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AP scores mood:

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Please settle this argument: Are Green Day and My Chemical Romance interchangeable?

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I love The Handmaid's Tale, but are we sure it's not more aptly titled "Sad Women Staring at Bright Windows"?

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[Trevor Packer @AP_Trevor]

For AP English Lit Q3, students overwhelmingly chose to write about The Great Gatsby. Other frequent choices: Brave New World; To Kill a Mockingbird; Frankenstein; The Awakening; 1984; Hamlet; Invisible Man.

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When you raise your hand for more essays but there are no more essays

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Teacher Mr. Pearl:

WRITE LONGER ESSAYS!

Reader Michael::

WHY ARE THESE ESSAYS SO LONG?

[Mr. Pearl @PearlOHS]

@sahy809 NO

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Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk!

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@rxllins *not pictured, I'm off to the right

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Guess who's spending a week with Penelope and Irene 😖

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If the wrong queen wins tonight, I might retroactively change all final grades to a C to reflect my displeasure.

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@whorelandonat YOU KNOW WHERE I AM