Pearly White Killer Toad

pond, sweet pond

Bestselling Author of "All the Fire we hold Tomorrow"

[Pearly White Killer Toad @PearlyKillrToad]

"behold my tweets ye mighty and despair!"

[Vandie @VanDiemen_]

My wife grew up in Minnesota.

Her sister was proposed to in high school by a Somali guy in her class who already had a wife.

Her other sister had a Somali kid in her class who was allowed to take the class pet hamster home, and the family ate it.

Send them all home.

[Max @minordissent]

I will never get over the fact that the most popular illustration of equity known to the internet is of a brown family trying to figure out the fairest way to illegally watch a baseball game they didn't pay for

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

It’s fine. This is fine. Democracy. Constitution. It’s fine.

[Pearly White Killer Toad @PearlyKillrToad]

@WomanDefiner

[Brianna Lyman @briannalyman2]

🚨CNN Host and panelists get caught in lie about Mamdani🚨🚨

Last night on CNN a guest laughed at me when I said Zohran Mamdani is incompatible with our republic, specifically because he's called for seizing private property.

Abby Phillips: "He's never said anything about confiscating property"

Errol Louis: "I moderated two debates, I've interviewed him half a dozen times--"

Me: "So then you'd know that he said luxury condos should be taken if they're not being used"

Louis: " --there is no confiscation"

Adam Mockler: "This is a perfect example, the MAGA media ecosystem is to make Zohran seem like this extreme jihadist"

Calling for the seizure of private property IS extreme, is fundamentally hostile to the founding and IS something Mamdani said (even if Abby Philipps, Errol Louis, and Adam Mockler didn't know about)

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Is this woman a double agent for the Palestinian side?

[Rich Baris THE PEOPLE'S PUNDIT @Peoples_Pundit]

The actual smart play would've been to sit down with @TuckerCarlson who broke the latest story, or @mirandadevine who FBI used to drown out his story.

But instead you went to FOX News?

Nobody trusts FOX. Not the Left. Not MAGA.

You guys must've known that when you did this.

[Rich Baris THE PEOPLE'S PUNDIT @Peoples_Pundit]

You're a foreign agent and sympathy for Israel has fallen to a record low 30% in the U.S. because voters in all parties are on to you all now.

Ironically, you probably doomed the country you serve.

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

No one cares.

Republicans are retarded.

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

This is huge.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

A lot of people are crapping on this but I’d like to remind them that any decent bar or club institutes a dress code when they want to discourage Sprit Airlines incidents inside

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

I hope he means he’s taking it away from Somalis in Ohio and Seattle too. Gotta catch em all

[Pearly White Killer Toad @PearlyKillrToad]

@JayFivekiller "most use", "actually knows exactly"...

[Jay Fivekiller @JayFivekiller]

Shitlibs cheering on identity theft.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

Buddy is so brain washed and mentally ruined he literally recorded himself committing a felony for people who hate him and are only there so his boss can pay him specifically less.

[Free Northerner @FreeNortherner]

Israel is the ultimate victim mentality.

They literally make it illegal to criticize or boycott them.

[Doctor-Baron 17cShyteposter, DDS @17cShyteposter]

There are caveats here etc

But based solely on these stats, Trump is actually deporting foreigners faster than Biden imported them

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

This meme has done irreparable damage to political discourse online, and it really goes to show how the Left looks at the world.

For starters, none of them are paying to watch this game. And for a meme that implicitly treats natural differences in height as injustice, it's incredibly ironic that they're watching a physical sport where natural differences are what distinguish the players from the spectators.