jengalicious™️

she/her but I answer to anything. I don’t believe in astrology but when I tell you I’m an Aries mind your business

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

Just found this, decently comprehensive list of menstrual cups/brands...so here’s a reminder to all women considering buying one...there’s a lot of options out there!
https://t.co/qkRe8WPIWD

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

Yeah my family refers to gay couples as “…friends…” BUT they send pictures of international pride flags

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

All the good lesbians are married living in the sticks already 🥲

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

•productive in sunlight
•sun goes down, tears come out
• has to wait until the witching hours
•school work gets done
•sun comes up

Old habits die SCREAMING

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

Been in class for one week and already back to doom posting on twitter

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

Sometimes the hardest part is learning what’s important and what’s not

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

Another drunk Saturday night, another night I drunk text all my friends because I miss them

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

I love starting new things. I hate being new to things.

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

Did costar just tell me to stay away from mountains

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

all takes about the best friend’s boyfriend relationship are wrong. the best friend’s boyfriend is neither your enemy nor your prospect ; he is there to watch you and your best friend perform . every great act needs an audience & the bff’s boyfriend is the audience that must clap

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

Driving from east to west a lot of towns have the same name, but not a single one of them is names Womelsdorf. There’s literally no place like home

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

In our winning era

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I enjoyed the completely fictional dystopian unrealistic movie Hunger Games Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes especially the part where the adults in power were debating whether or not it was moral to slaughter children in large numbers as a response to a violent political uprising

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

There’s more than three different genocides currently happening in the world right now but no that’s fine I’ll move to Colorado for a while

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

New game: I’m going to pit all of the regulars who are in love with me against each other hunger-games style
#justgirlythings

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

Absolutely nothing on this plane of existence could have prepared me for the CHAOS that is OITNB season 5

[bug girl @buggirl]

STOP DATING STRONG INDEPENDENT BAD BITCHES IF YOURE GONNA CRY AND SHIT YOUR PANTS WHEN THEY CONTINUE TO BE STRONG INDEPENDENT BAD BITCHES. babe u knew this from the start either sit down and shut up or GET AWAY FROM HER

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

“When Emma Falls In Love” isn’t even queer coded it’s just straight up gay

[jengalicious™️ @PearsonJennica]

I’m just here to learn drama, cause drama, then LEAVE on women’s sports teams. That’s all I want

[Harry's berry @MadisonLeigh9]

To think I was gonna come home from vacation and immediately start the laundry from said vacation was an ambitious lie