Matty P

[Nick Davison @nick_davison10]

Look at the young lad giving it some at the Southampton v Portsmouth game.

What a boy 😂😂😂

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

Society is healing itself. Kids are retarded again.

[Ørjan Nyland's Reflexes @NylandsReflexes]

Restrained, respectful bosh (early morning) yet also with an aggressive undertone that says "I do really mean this bosh but I will not wake my neighbours". Generational.

[Charlton Athletic FC @CAFCofficial]

Nathan Jones: Football manager and animal lover ❤️

(even cats) 🐈‍⬛

#cafc

[MLB @MLB]

the happiest fan we’ve ever seen 🥹

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Quiet on the tee, please ⛳️

[Finessekid @f1ness3kid]

I’M FUCKING DIVORCED FROM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN YOUR PLANET

[No Context Prem @NoContextEPL]

Pep genuinely had no idea how to react to this. 😭

[Zee 🫧 @zanokuhle_]

Effective from September, I'm taking a break from mental health so I can focus on substance abuse. 👍🏾

[Alf(ie) @alfie__03]

and it’s DROGGBBBBAAAAAA

[Balham Matt @IamBalhamMatt]

I don’t think there’s any football club that’s had as many ups and downs and swings as we have.

From League 1 on a -10, 4 years in the top eight of the Premier League and a top 6 finish, 8-0 wins and 0-9 defeats, losing to Rochdale and winning against Inter Milan, beating all the Big 6 in one season to nearly having the worst team in Premier League history. Fastest hatricks, fastest goals, horrible statues and hiring rugby coaches, being a laughing stock at one point and being one of the most envied clubs in English football at others.

Even at my age I was calming down about football just simply because at this club we really have seen it all… then along came Spygate and the show goes on. Madness.

[John @J_oh_n]

Everyone knew this was the risk of playing chappie. You knew some mad cunt would dish out a slap like this if they caught you. It’s why you play the game.

[Redfoxi 💙 @Redfoxi]

Christ how powerful is Camilla’s fan ! #wimbledon #Fery

[Dominic King @DKingTelegraph]

If you can't enjoy a duck walking back from the match in a Mexico top, what can you enjoy?
(Apparently he thought the second red card for South Africa was harsh too 🫠)

[i'm a married man with six kids @eli_ioo]

MY WORLD CUP POWER RANKING SO FAR: 👇

1. Mexico
2. South Africa

[Leandroᶜʳᶠ @crfleandropires]

Modric, Perisic, Kramaric e Kovacic chegando pra mais uma Copa pela Croácia

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

not the point really but the creeping use of "could of" instead of "could have" in quasi-official social media statements is a shocking decline in popular literacy

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.