Miguel

still a mind reader and a natural scene stealer || ⚕

[chori so cute @mantenlocute]

me titulé y no sentí nada, definitivamente la felicidad está en los excesos e ir al cine al medio día.

[amorosita @dannxxml]

aaww, todo eso te dijo el wey q acaba de terminar su relación de 4 años ?

[Aitor R. @aitorus94]

Domingo de resacón histórico

[nac4 y estúpiđ4 @vmnnvcc]

te faltó bloquearme de la 97.7 FM, ahí te va Idilio de Willie Colón

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

by age 22 you should have set someone's downfall in motion. by age 25 your own downfall should be set in motion

[almazan @DanielAlmazan01]

a mi no me da pena ser un puto arrastrado cuando me gusta una cabrona

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

Much like receiving a drunk text, receiving an adderall text is glaringly obvious to the recipient

[momin @mominasir99]

a real stalker fears no instagram plus

[໊ @soysabil]

“you make me hard but she makes me weak” the 1975 really said sex is great but have you ever been in love

[Grace @gracecamille_]

You met me at a very hunter biden time of my life

[iLumpE @iLumpee]

it’s fucked up that a single serving of 12 beers is about 2400 calories

[kate @ChineseLLM]

I just know Hunter Biden would make me feel like the prettiest girl in the whole Super 8 Motel off I-95

[Sobriety Coach @HeavyMogger]

It’s annoying how the first response to an erectile dysfunction is “it must be porn addiction” actually it’s because I don’t love you and you’ll never be her

[ninfaliza @maricvnt]

le dije a mi viejo “me traicionó el inconsciente“ y me respondió “nunca te juró lealtad”

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

if not love of my life why love of my life shaped

[droodle @droodbug]

you haven’t done drugs by yourself in your room and it shows

[𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ @Fw_BigDreams]

I dont smoke to look cool it's alot pain behind them blunts

[Ocurrencias Dr Reyner 🥖 @Dr_Reyner_Solis]

Los que andan con bata son los que no ven pacientes, coords y directores. Y sirve para que les puedan seguir diciendo doctores.