Shit Melendez Says 🦁

I'm Melendez and I identify as a bird

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"All English speaking countries call it soccer"

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@USYNT How do I watch Universo?

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@HiltonHonors 51

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@UDBlueHens @DelawareFB How can I get tickets for @JSUGamecocksFB next weekend??

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@DelawareFB How can I get tickets for @JSUGamecocksFB next weekend??

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@BetMGM E6

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"Why eat dead human when you can eat an alive one?"

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"Old Bay is not hot sauce"

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@NashSevereWx how much longer will the @NashvilleSC lightning delay last??

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@NWSNashville @CLoBosco30

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@WSMV @WKRN @Tennessean what's going on at the Cumberland near Nissan stadium?

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@MNPDNashville what's going on at the Cumberland river near Nissan stadium?

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Who likes my new haircut???

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@Huntermurr so that means you will no longer respond to me?

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"She makes me look like a germaphobe"

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"The US Open is in Australia"

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"Minnesota is a city."

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"Messi probably barely even speaks Argentinian he's that dumb"

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"Wilmington is like north Delaware"