Paul

Yet another account I had to create thanks to some weird sanctioning.

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Dear God this is horrific. How can so many people (still a minority) be fooled by this scammer? Donald Trump needs to be stamped out and held accountable for his MANY crimes.

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@frankfort63 @AdamVeinotte MORE than half. His ego must have him in the majority! It's hilarious!

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@NoContextBrits I feel a bit sorry for Harry. No way is he equipped to deal with the life he's living. He's going to get rinsed and spat out by Markle. Then he'll have nothing.

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I saw Guy Martin trending. I simply assumed it was because he somehow managed to do 164 mph on a fucking toaster.

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@LAKings Why was Brownie's Jersey white? Surely his retired Jersey should be black, seeing as he spent most of his career wearing it?

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@BBCNews Yeah this is all getting a bit weird now...

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@leslierenfrew Lack of funding.

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@ManUtd This tweet didn't age well...

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Garnacho. If that kid can keep his shit together, he's going to be very special.

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#clarksonsfarm2 is absolutely superb television. Seriously. Highlighting the grim plight of farmers, facing hilarious bureaucracy from the little council people. Kaleb is a legend. I don't care about the barn counter measures, I just want to see some fucker set it off. Beautiful.

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Bringing back Emu simply to grab Parky by the bollocks would be immeasurably more entertaining than Keith Lemon. That character has been RINSED. Move on mate.

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@TalkTV Yeah she's definitely a practice model.

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So this is how these things play out now is it? Everyone's a detective on social media.

Ghouls...

#NicolaBulley

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Jennifer Lawrence is massively underrated as a human being. Yes she's a quality actress etc, but everytime I see her on something she's awesome! Graham Norton, meeting Jeff Bridges, Jack Nicholson.

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@barbarakirk09 @LesDennis He was also one of the few highlights in Life's Too Short!

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Twitter can be a great place to escape.
Les Dennis is trending because he used to fuck Amanda Holden, and she has released pics in her undies? I think I got that right.
Anyway, @LesDennis should trend everyday simply for being a quality human being.

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@barbarakirk09 @LesDennis Definitely! That absolutely killed me!

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@Alex_Swag_Shaw @LesDennis No. Fuck off. You are clearly a scam. Have a great day!

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@markgoldbridge It won't cause nearly as much division as you'd like it to. Plastic little click bait.

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I love how people are reacting to the potential sale of Manchester United. Its hilarious! YOU'VE HAD TEN YEARS TO CATCH UP AND YOU ALL FAILED. Now sit back, relax and watch a sporting monster grow.

#MUFC