PPKC

Britain's premier stud, world-class lover and most well-hung man. Honest.

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@moethemyth Are you thick?

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@RuwaydaMustafah You do understand surveys, don't you!!? A cross-section, a sample, a snapshot.

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@IL0VEthe80s @GunnerFaithful @asda @AsdaServiceTeam Or you could get a grip, stop spoiling ur kids, teach them can't always have everything.

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@amorousamber Had a signed copy of that for years. Sadly got robbed as part of a car break-in a couple of years back. Was gutted!

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@amorousamber Hiya sexy, thanks for the follow back! How are you doing? Still beautiful I bet!

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No whoring for 14 months. Having a mistress is cheaper but gets dull and even naggy (wife x2). Looking to get back into punting...

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Only downside was being smothered in lipstick - ask her to take it off. Working tomorrow (Sunday) too. Highly recommended, treat yourself.

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Good massage - not sensual but a good physio massage! Great BJ, tasted great, climbed on to ride me, then bent over for me.

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Looked like a true porn star - short, small hips, huge tits. Truly stunning. "South American" but also looked a bit Thai. Somehow!

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An excellent punt at Blackburn Exclusive this afternoon, the wonderfully gorgeous 'Sophie'. 01254 59171.

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Will be back on the punting bandwagon this week. Any new recommendations out there?

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SP... Moral? If you want a short-notice punt she's quite good, if you want something more planned & organised look elsewhere. Unreliable.

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SP... Arrange a 3 hour hotel punt a week in advance, book & pay for hotel, travel there, and she's a no-show. No word since by email or tel.

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SexualPerfection, AW. Met her 3 times for car & outdoor meets, nice girl, 1 average punt & 2 really good ones...

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And if they were working girls: Michelle would be a full GFE but doing it for free & 'donations to charity'. Ann would be on crack.

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But Romney would be the one in a nappy wanting to be wet nursed. Erectile problems & "wanting to talk about his dreams of fucking mommy".

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If they were punters: Obama would be a cool dude punter - doing it to equally spread his enormous dong around the grateful ladies.

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Also, need a North West girl that will do watersports (give & receive). Preferably drink but certainly take to the face. Let me know......