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2009’s Lake Region High School Keyboard/Guitar Program’s Entertainer of the Year $PeePeeMartinez

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@j__franklin__ Fill up bitch

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I just saw a grown man walking around the airport talking on the phone only holding a full sized bed pillow and he said into the phone, angrily “no I ain’t got my bag, I got my pillow”

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@lids HAT

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@NBCSports @SNFonNBC Manning and Brady.

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@j__franklin__ University of North Carolina

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@jasonmohnsters Definitely seen a fair amount of AI art the last 2 years. Not a TON, but it’s being used.

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People using AI to create the simplest photoshops. Smdh

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@dom_n_ckfox Congrats on the job and Nia, my brother.

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@j__franklin__ I think they mean actually blow up. Like your days are numbered. ⏰

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@j__franklin__ You are as dumb as you are hot.

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@j__franklin__ Every day you stray further from the path of righteousness.

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@dom_n_ckfox Ah yes, your British demeanor.

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#texaslonghorns

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@HardRockBet 172

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@HardRockBet 106

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What if you had to pick up your dog’s pee too?

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Hearing people on a date/in public talk about their career and their certifications and lame business shit makes me want to hurl myself off the Hoover Dam.

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Perhaps the Democratic Party should’ve given people a choice of candidate.