Graeme Anderson

Trier, opinionated, optimist and would like to think I will get my reward one day! Bit like my team NUFC! Any views I express here are probably somebody else's!

[Graeme Anderson @PeeblesGraeme]

@markgoldbridge Bollocks!

[Graeme Anderson @PeeblesGraeme]

@JacquiOatley Should have been a booking for diving!

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Cape Verde that has the same population as Edinburgh sealed a last 32 spot which kills the ‘small population’ argument

Haiti scored more goals than us

Jordan had more attempts on target than us

AND there are still morons in the media defending Steve Clarke

[Graeme Anderson @PeeblesGraeme]

@TheGregHillShow A Chief Operating Officer for a bar aka the landlord!

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

Well done to the social media person at Rowhead Farm near Stirling in Scotland for what is possibly the greatest Facebook post of all time …

[DavidWilson34 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Wilson34David]

Nicola Sturgeon

2021 - I kind of communicate at a level where I assume a certain level of intelligence on the part of people listening to me.

2026 - I don't have any conscious memory of seeing that motor home.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Sturgeon being pursued through chairs and kitchens is exactly the future she deserves.

[Chris Musson @ChrisMusson]

EXCL: Nicola Sturgeon refused to comment and sat in silence for hours during her police interview - despite publicly claiming to be "cooperating fully" with cops
https://t.co/aEd8YnpyjV

[Graeme Anderson @PeeblesGraeme]

The excellent Christopher Cross in Edinburgh tonight! A master at work!

[Graeme Anderson @PeeblesGraeme]

@geoffbeero @iancarterIM Hate away fans - no pubs for away fans. Goodbye Wolves and good riddance!

[Graeme Anderson @PeeblesGraeme]

@20th_Centurygal Weirdly having seen AC/DC amongst others - New Order were the loudest!

[Graeme Anderson @PeeblesGraeme]

@GMacdonaldSNP What are your greatest achievements?

[Graeme Anderson @PeeblesGraeme]

@ShonaRobison @StephenGethins Want to list your greatest contributions to Scottish society! #thickasmince

[Graeme Anderson @PeeblesGraeme]

@ZackPolanski Opines the titty whisperer!

[FrankLeeBrian @FrankLeeBrian]

This boils my piss

The self-indulgent pomposity, the preening, the theatrical catch in the voice — a fitting farewell from Scotland's greatest snake oil saleswoman. One last carefully rehearsed tremble of the lip from the woman who made a career of confusing sincerity with its cosmetic imitation.

Sturgeon was never Scotland's saviour. She was the Dreghorn Gollum — a failed solicitor, a pretender, a lavender ghost, and ultimately a destroyer of women's rights. A creature of the process, not the purpose — who hoarded her Precious: the poll ratings, the grievance, the perpetually deferred referendum never meant to arrive, only to sustain. Independence was not the destination. It was the revenue model.

The hospitals not reformed. The schools sliding down the international rankings. The ferries rusting at the dock — a monument in steel to the SNP's extraordinary gift for spending enormous sums to produce nothing that floats, flies, or functions. She wore the aesthetics of progressivism like a high-visibility jacket — visible, protective, entirely hollow. That it required a Alister Jack to protect Scottish women from their own devolved government is a sentence that should be carved above the door of Bute House as a historical epitaph.

The Salmond affair. The deleted WhatsApps. The campervan. The six hundred thousand pounds. The husband in handcuffs. The banal farce of a political class that believed the rules were for the management of others.

In the bright post-SNP future, Scottish schoolchildren will study her career as a warning of how Scotland nearly became Romania — a country with a vibrant national mythology, permanent external villains, and infrastructure that crumbled while the speeches soared.

She was very, very good at the performance. Just never at anything else.

[Graeme Anderson @PeeblesGraeme]

@terrychristian @Hyrstholm I would say Exhibition - stronger and superior to Scotch.

[Graeme Anderson @PeeblesGraeme]

Eddie Howe is going to be having ‘ I could get sacked’ conversations with his wife and family.! #nufc