Emplois mus wash hans

a grandad joke connoisseur
he/him

[Emplois mus wash hans @PeedaKasht]

This was my Multiverse of Madness

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Top goal scorer in the World Cup = Goat

Top goal scorer in football = Football is not about goals .

God sees it all

[Mal @UtdMaI]

I’m genuinely desperate for Lionel Messi to retire so I can finally enjoy a World Cup without feeling like FIFA is bending over backwards to hand it to him. The bias feels so blatant at times it’s actually disgusting.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Kylian Mbappe

WC 2018 WC 2022 WC 2026

[Lucian @torturamente]

Me acuerdo que yo conseguí trabajo, hice amigos, iba al gimnasio y tenía una vida re activa e igual estaba así todas las noches

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love cleaning the house, but with three conditions:

- Nobody tells me to do it.
- Start when I want.
- Take as long as I need.
- I have to be alone in the house.

[Beto @Betsdelbeto]

Gente, no les quiero arruinar el día, pero ya pasaron 40 partidos del mundial.

Se nos muere el mundial en nuestros brazos gente

[Emplois mus wash hans @PeedaKasht]

Hey babe, Messi scored a brace which reminded me of how I didn't brace you enough while you were here

[scar @imfat]

quit your job
bet on yourself
chase your passion

it's how i went from $150k a year to checking my bank account before ordering food

[M 🐆 @mattnkofo]

Terrible times for physical touch and quality time type people.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i can be the uk pm i have time between july and october

[Eylen @eylennnnnnn]

Perdón por quejarme de que el mundial tendría 48 selecciones pensando que iba a ser aburrido, cuando estoy viendo partidazos de países que ni sé ubicar en el mapa

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me driving through my first pedestrian on GTA 6 after years of waiting

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Why are all the entertaining world cup games at times where only the unemployed can watch…

[~ @mercyl4s]

This is what Messi fans must have felt when Ronaldo was scoring every big UCL KO night.

[hunter @3gpmh]

ngl i be faking peace bro i’m losing it at 7am sometimes

[fanta @buaalicious]

real

[27. @dimvji]

dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything and my fear of being a burden by doing everything alone

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup has made me realize how united we as humans can be. Why are we fighting wars for wealthy men when we could be singing each other’s national anthems with our arms around one another?

[you must compartmentalize @nonbinaryhooper]

how it feels to realize it doesn’t get better but it’s still okay

[abdominal breathing @m0mimpregnant]

People that don’t have rich families just die btw