Notjohnnyknoxville

slowly coming to terms that I'm more of a 'Dorothy' than a 'Blanche'.

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

@elonmusk @micsolana I assumed it was Elon's new baby name???

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@DevonESawa Am I the only one who thought 'Taylor Hanson'?

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

Remember in 1997 when 2 different women released the same song (How do I live without you) and no-one said anything? We just let it happen...

@leannrimes @trishayearwood

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

My 3 year old son just convinced me to dip some watermelon in ketchup "try it mum, it's so yummy"

... You guys, I think my toddler is the next Heston Blumenthal!
@Heston_Live
#chef #Foodie

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

@elonmusk Correction: if the WORLD had a time machine

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@Chris_Grosse Every leftie out there with me thinking 1,2,4 & 6 are clearly Satan's pens. 5&7 all the way

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

Poor Ayden right now at the table by himself... #FarmerAU

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@cloverbomb Good farm help is hard to find

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

Get rid of all Will's women and let Paige spend 24 hours with Will instead. She's the best gal there. #FarmerAU

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

Jose: I'm disappointed, so much love went into that dish...

Everyone else: we wanted salt not love, bitch!!

#mkr

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@cher

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@elonmusk @Rainmaker1973 To your accountants??

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

Am starting to think my 2 year old has too much screen time during these freezing months....
He just spilled a box of all his cars on to the floor, paused, looked at me and said...
"Did someone say KFC?" @KFCAustralia

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

Is Heston's brooch a pirate hook or a question mark??? I'm dying to know. #MasterChefAU

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

@Lebourke @elonmusk Because not everyone wants or can afford a big family, but in America, they now have no choice.

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

Hands up... When everyone heard the news headline "Former world leader assassinated" who else was kinda hoping it was Trump??

#ShinzoAbe #TrumpTantrum

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

Given the state of the USA at the moment, I'm surprised that the courts didn't make R. Kelly's victims apologise to him and pay him a settlement.
#usa #RKelly

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

Adulthood is just a never-ending cycle of congratulating or cursing ourselves on how much we last paid for petrol. 😩 #adulthood

[Notjohnnyknoxville @PeejMcGeej]

Another day, another reason for the rest of the world to be glad they don't live in the USA.