PJ

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🎃🎃🎃 that’s hot

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If you bang on the bathroom door cause you think I’m taking too long I swear to god you’re gonna find the toilet seat covered in my piss

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Few things are worse than sitting on a public toilet seat and having it be WARM

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@ZoraGWilliams It’s June, EVERYBODY IS GAYY

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Accidentally told the bartender I was ready to ‘clean out’ instead of ‘close out’ because gay

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If you think I’m cute please don’t DM me about it. I don’t want you to ‘shoot your shot’ I want you to poke me on Facebook like it’s 2011.

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west side story, amirite?

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The nicest planet fitness I’ve ever seen.

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@Rtayrews Who’s who

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Uber driver said “oh you’re going to a gay bar? Siri play YMCA” and it’s a cute effort but I’m clearly a theater gay where’s legally blonde remix

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In Shakespearean times the men played all the parts. If that racist flag is “part of history” so is drag babe

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@Stud_Lee_ Omg where!?!?

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Guys guys guys hear me out. We all move to florida?

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@Rtayrews @misterlw I THINK IT WOULD LOOK GOOD DONT BULLY HIS FINE ASS

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All time favorite job I’ve ever had? Being the token gay of the family.

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I guess I only use twitter for my shirtless pics now

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@Baddie__B_ Miss you, love!
🥶 ❤️ 🐍

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Happy pride month ❤️❤️

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Explaining the concept of ‘tops’ and ‘bottoms’ to my mother took surprisingly long.

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Pensacola is super fun imo