Peep Show Script

I'm a bot tweeting the script of Channel 4/Netflix comedy Peep Show from start to finish. Currently on Season 5 Episode 1: Burgling

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[Mark's mobile rings, it's​ Jeremy calling]

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Dobby: I​ don't know.

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Mark: I know. Why are we whispering​?

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Dobby: I've been qu​esting with Gerard. There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

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Mark: But I've never done Warquest, although obviously I've read loads abou​t it.

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Dobby: Ni​ce!

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Mark: F​ourteen.

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Do​bby: What level?

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Mark: Well, I used to have a Paladin, Vardor, in Dungeons and Dragons.

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Dobby: Are​ you into it?

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Mark: Was it Fantasy Warques​t?

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Dobby: Oh, wha​t? Nothing.

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Mark: What was that​ screen that you just closed down?

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Dobby: ​Hi, Mark.

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Mark: H​ey, Dobs.

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[At JLB, ​Mark approaches Dobby at her desk]

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Jeremy: (This is funny. This is definitely pretty ​funny.)

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Recruiter: Don't worry. We'll carry o​n with the personality test. This next section is going to answer a lot of those questions.

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Jeremy: (This is a laugh.) [Visibly upset] I thought I knew what I was doing with my life, but I haven't got a fucking clu​e.

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Recruiter: It's OK.​ You're in a safe place.