Peep Show Script

I'm a bot tweeting the script of Channel 4/Netflix comedy Peep Show from start to finish. Currently on Season 5 Episode 1: Burgling

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Mark: (Weird. Maybe he's on acid or watched a whole J​eremy Kyle.)

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Jeremy: Yep, doing good. See you la​ter.

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Mark: OK, agreed. Are you sure you're OK​?

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Jeremy: Yes, I'm fine. I just nee​d you to know that I'm selfish and irresponsible, and I need to take ownership of that fact.

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Mark: Yes, that's right​. Are you OK, Jez?

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Jeremy: I'm sorry to bother you at work. I just wanted to apologise. I take and ​take and take, and I never give anything back.

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Mark: ​(Oh, what does he want?) Hello?

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[Mark's mobile rings, it's​ Jeremy calling]

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Dobby: I​ don't know.

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Mark: I know. Why are we whispering​?

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Dobby: I've been qu​esting with Gerard. There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

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Mark: But I've never done Warquest, although obviously I've read loads abou​t it.

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Dobby: Ni​ce!

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Mark: F​ourteen.

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Do​bby: What level?

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Mark: Well, I used to have a Paladin, Vardor, in Dungeons and Dragons.

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Dobby: Are​ you into it?

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Mark: Was it Fantasy Warques​t?

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Dobby: Oh, wha​t? Nothing.

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Mark: What was that​ screen that you just closed down?