Peep Show

Quotes, pictures and retweets from the brilliant #PeepShow.

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@Conteholic fack off you keyboard warrior cantttt

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Jez: We have only one fear to fear, and that's fear itself.

Mark: And what about losing all your money? Or shitting yourself in public?

[Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell]

There's no more precious freedom than having the liberty to take the piss out of the powerful, the extreme, the pompous and the stupid.

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So what if I don't really love her? Charles didn't really love Diana and they were alright. Sort of.

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There's a Harvey Nichols in Leeds that everyone goes on about, as if it's the answer to something.

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Jez: Oh my God! Gog!

Gog: Jeremy! What are you doing here?

Jez: Wouldn't you like to know, you big prick!

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Mark: Does... does he beat you, Soph?

Sophie: God, no. He broke a plate once, but...

Mark: Does he come at you with a stick, Soph?

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No Mark. I only told u for a laugh. U promised not to tell"

"Hitler promised not t invade Czechoslovakia,Jeremy,welcome to the real world!"

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Mark: (I've shot you Jeff. With a bullet made of Scottish finance regulations.)

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England's equivalent of the Bruno Mars/Red Hot Chili Peppers #SuperBowl halftime show http://t.co/1yCV03KZgj

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Sophie: Mark, I'm coming in if you're decent. What happened?

Mark: ....it's not piss

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Hope you don't mind if I butt in. Don't worry, I'm not gonna tuck in courtesy of the expense account

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Mmm, delicious Cumberland final straw, dripping in onion gravy.

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There are two basic energies in the world - stress and relaxation

[Mike Hughes @SirMikeOfHughes]

I'm Louis Theroux. I'm Louis Theroux and his wry smile at the orgy. @PeepShowStuff

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mmmmmm. Warm copies make everything better

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Mark: You're not James Bond, you're disgusting.

Jez: I am James Bond..

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I'm hungry! I'm too bloody hungry to jump! It's not fair, it's not fair, you can't make a hungry man jump!

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"can I have my Blackberry back please?"

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Jez: Yeah I'll get on my bike! My bike is my big dick!