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[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

This will forever be my favorite moment in Foodie Beauty Gurl World lore.

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

I'm trying to bring some joy into my life so I bought myself a Hello Kitty waffle maker.

I also ordered a shark toy Shirley Temple at Outback unironically.

I also spent stupid money on jasmine, wisteria, and a weeping blue Atlas cedar tree.

I regret nothing.

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

@Iheartrescuedog @unreMARKLEble You know it's bad when you can't legally call your jam "jam."

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@ThatAnneWithAnE Exactly.

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

I scrubbed all of my baseboards.

Praise me.

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@RHTokyo Vape or a lighter. Two things I wouldn't trust her with.

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

To deal with my stress I cut back the shrubs in my yard to within an inch of their lives. Now I'm moving on to the trees. I've turned my yard into a sea of stumps.

Maybe I will start digging holes or moving rocks next. I could build a zen sandpit.

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

@sharkinjeans1 Honestly. I really see the dog and pony show of it all and see the humor in that it's become some dark Jacobian play. It's all buck wild and ridiculous. I'm focusing on the folly.

Stuff to include in a book later!!

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

My Dad spread my Mom's ashes (what was not stolen by a former Sugar Baby) from her Tupperware container with some family, and my horrid step mom who wished me dead (really) and is convinced I'm a drug addict.

Without me.
Her only child.
My own mother's funeral.

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

@MC___MC___ So gross.

Also. St*pid f*ck. If she's posting videos showing she can make an income, even if she was autistic, it shows she can make a living and won't be able to get on disability. If she is demonized, she and ALR can apply together since then they really can't work.

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

@ThatAnneWithAnE No. No, I do.

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@UnbelievablyV We're getting him a lemon tree tomorrow. We are going to end up with an orchard soon. Whatever makes him happy. 🤣🩷💚

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

In other news my Father in Law is doing pretty poorly. He's not going to make it back to J0rdan or 💚🩷. We got him a little olive tree which we are going to plant in the yard. We can't get him home, but we can bring a little home here.

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

Amberlynn Reid and Foodie Beauty getting CT scans. #foodiebeauty #alr #amberlynnreid

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

Whelp.

Just finished signing legal guardianship paperwork for my American born Syr1an niece and nephew...

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@MagzThundercat @lisamanninglaw Honestly? With her personality, and the fact that her only interests in life are horror movies, fart jokes, and food, she might take it as a compliment.

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

Oh Lordy it's Jordy is serving Amberlynn Reid some Katya Zamolodchikova/ Foodie Beauty eating in a parking lot energy. @OhLordyItsJord #foodiebeauty #alr #amberlynnreid #lcu #keemstar #gurlworld

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

My 🩷💚🇯🇴 father in law, was given three months to live. My Mother in law can't get entry to the US, and he's too sick to go there. Upon his diagnosis he quoted "The Waste Land" by T. S. Eliot.

What does one even say to that?

April truly is the cruellest of months.

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

My father in law rapidly got sick. Stage IV cancer in his lungs/brain/liver/kidneys. He's got 3 months & is too sick to fly to Jordan to see his wife. She can't fly here even though her US Visa was approved. I1t's been held due to Trump putting holds on all visas from Jordan.

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

Amberlynn Reid is trying to prove that Emily/ Tommy/ Oak is not a f33der by pointing out that she supports ALR using a GLP-1. The temporary host's response is *chef's kiss*. #foodiebeauty #ALR #keemstar #lolcow

[Lean Cuisine Enthusiast @PeetzFleshlight]

@alex_is_shook I'm not trying to be ignorant. I really don't understand how she gets it constantly.