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Random n stuff

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No more studying, just listening to podcasts while I sleep.

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Ratatouille 2, but he acts like Ramsey from Hell’s Kitchen.

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Chicken tenders are chicken sauce carriers

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All a French fry is, is a sauce carrier

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If you put a water balloon under water.. is it just a balloon?

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If you workout with a jump rope... you really just bought a rope when you can just jump for free😤

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Do animals know about the pandemic?

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Normalize putting cheese on hotdogs😤

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I just want a grilled cheese that is actually made on a grill😤

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Why doesn’t anyone play hot potato with an actual hot potato😤

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Okay, I’m going to be straight up.... how tf does a vinyl player work?! You telling me a sharp rod hitting a disc makes music?! Gtjfbtjdytbt

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Crushed ice is better than cubed

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If you turn the temp on the oven lower than the temp in your house, will it become colder?

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Why do people have their phone on military time? I’m not judging, I just want to know.

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Why tf does lasagna have a G in it

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A hotdog is just an American taco...

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If we are getting so advanced, why can’t I get data when I’m on a plane??

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The coronavirus reminds me of the game “plague inc” everyone knows that Greenland is the hardest to infect.

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Always wondered what it would be like to live on the boarder of a time zone. Running late? Cross the boarder. McDonald closes at 10 and it’s 9:50? No problem.

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Tents are just adult forts