Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."
You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's notโ"
Government: "File by May 15."
15 assists with ZERO turnovers
35 points on 67% shooting with only 4 free throws
Game-winning three vs. a fellow MVP candidate
Take a bow, SGA. Legendary. ๐
FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!
Conservatives say that guns are for sport, hunting, and self defense because thatโs what they use them for.
Liberals say that guns are for killing people because thatโs what they use them for.
Iโm not voting for an Indian Woman who locked up Black Mothers and laughed at Black Men getting unjust prison sentences. I donโt care what celebrity the Democrats pay to lie to us.
I may have offended and caused great discomfort to some people with this tweet.
I wanted to take a moment to apologize for absolutely nothing and everything I said here is 100% correct.
Men who abandon their duty as a father to play dress up are scumbags. Have a great day!
Donald Trump was arrested 4 times with 91 original charges, was fined $350M and got a โguilty verdictโ before any single member of the Epstein Client List was ever arrested.
Are you paying attention?