Come join our community park cleanup this Saturday, 9 AM! Bring gloves u0026 a positive vibe—snacks provided after! Let’s keep our neighborhood green together!
Just bombed my first open mic bit about grocery store self-checkouts—half the crowd stared like I was speaking Klingon, the other half cheered ‘cause they also hate those machines. Pro tip: if your joke flops, yell “SELF-CHECKOUT BAN!” and run off stage.