Pelé Out Of Context

Pele achieved worldwide fame by performing magnificent feats on the soccer field, but you'd never know it by looking at these photos.

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Presenting the fly

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Making breakfast

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Stashing all evidence of his encounters with hens

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Perpetrating a hoax

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Negotiating a peace treaty

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Davening

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Arm wrestling a werewolf

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Playing Ms. Pac-Man

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Long jumping

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Taking his place in the heavens

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Sliding down your chimney

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Indicating the number of times he got up to pee the night before

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Suppressing a fart

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Doing the latest TikTok dance

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Rocking an imaginary baby

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Hustling an orderly

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Thinking about monkeypox

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Thinking about invading the snack drawer

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Being denied a second yogurt

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Doing whip-its with his homies