Pele Sampson

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@TylerWojciak It is also rat poison!

https://t.co/pv9AdjQiTa

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@J_Vitt38 Fun fact about this character: there is no evidence that the real Rudy had a person like this in his life. But who doesn’t love a proud black father figure

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This is a strong indictment against Notre Dame, as Kirk Herbstreit has more experience than anyone at being an “embarrassment”. It takes one to know one.

Hope the Irish can earn back the approval of the famously unbiased and upstanding commentator.

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ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit calls Notre Dame’s schedule an “embarrassment”

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It’s hard to put CJ Carr’s intellectual prowess into words, but college football insider @JohnDBrice1 gave us a few on @irishillustratd today:

Stupendous
Sagacious

It’s gonna be a long Saturday night for the BYU defense.

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@Matt_Fortuna They are Merchants merchants

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@CollegeGameDay BYU’s crown jewel alumnus was the backup QB in the NFL for one of ND’s many alumni

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A look inside Notre Dame QB CJ Carr’s preparation for BYU.

The Heisman hopeful spent time scooping bowls at Chipotle this week, to study BYU football players’ loftiest career aspirations.

Next level stuff from the Irish signal caller.

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Dream NIL deal 🤝 dream bowl

I’m already top 1% at @ChipotleTweets, now I’m coming for #1 at ND 👀

Join Chipotle U to earn 20% more points every order and climb the rankings. Top 3 become Chipotle U Valedictorians + win a signed jersey and FREE Chipotle for 2027

Let's go 🌯☘️

Link in bio to join. Rules: https://t.co/nSlaDTtfRg

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BREAKING:

QB Bear Bachmeier could be facing a 1-game suspension for violating BYU’s policy against premarital sex.

If it is determined that Bachmeier has ever gotten laid, then he will be dismissed from the team.

He is widely expected to play on Saturday.

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What happened to beloved Utah-based Crumbl Cookies?

Insiders at the once-thriving, now-bankrupt cookie chain tell The Athetic that one high profile spokesman has been eating away at inventories and profits.

More to come on this breaking story.

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Marcus Freeman on his running back rotation following Jonaz Walton’s 181-yard performance:

“Aneyas Williams is still our guy. We can’t let results distract us from our process. We’ve got to choose hard.”