Pelluci

For those who dare to see clearly ✨

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

@gnukeith They can swallow stuff because it is solid, and gravity doesn’t exist inside their bodies, but yeah I agree with the guy that said it’s in the balls .

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

@Anthony_TeraHz They sure do have rape fantasies, probably wishing for it to happen again.

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

They sure do love their rapists.

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

Not 1000 elite special forces, but 1000 forest guards? Wetin them wan do? and is it today that you’re just hearing the news, after all this while, you’re just talking about it today? Very shameful.

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

At my direction, following the visit of a high-level Federal Government delegation that I sent to the Esiele and Yawota communities in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State, I have approved the recruitment of 1,000 forest guards in collaboration with the Oyo State Government.

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

Nah hunger dey catch all these people, them go hand them 5,000 naira when the fooling finish.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Elderly people in Nigeria leave you with very strong contrasting emotions.

A lot of them are irrevocably stupid.

It's not even ignorance, or Stockholm syndrome. Just deliberate stupidity.

And yes they see all that's happening through social media, they're all on Facebook.

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

Imagine expecting princess treatment from someone that is mentally closer to Homelander.

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

By the way, Pedophilia is also white culture, is that also civilized and normal? Yall didn’t do anything when you found out that old rich white men were raping kids.

[CT @CristianoTime07]

Notice how when black people adopt white culture, they look normal and civilized but when white people adopt black culture they look disgusting.

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

Day 6 of posting global finance loopholes and fixes.

Startup idea 16.

Here’s what I’d do if I’m starting tomorrow.
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Open Finance Data Aggregator & Insights Tool.

Data silos prevent smooth financial services, consumers and businesses can’t easily share or use their own info across providers.
Secure open finance platform with consent based sharing and AI insights for personalized products. Sell to banks, fintechs, and users.

Money side, Start $100k–$260k. Raise $2–5M for compliance and integrations. API fees + premium insights could build to $7–30M ARR. Data is the new oil in finance.

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

My heart has been heavy due to the largest 21st century deceit and madness, what is the product of the madness? Trans people! I believe they’re sex offenders for constantly deceiving us normal people, back in the days when I look at a woman I know for a fact Its a woman I’m looking at, likewise a man, but these days, you can never tell who is who, I might be looking at a woman while not knowing it’s a man with a penis, this to me is a serious sex offense, distorting reality and societal norms, the fact that it all happened without consideration of us normal people is bad and shall not be forgotten, hopefully it’s not too late to save society.

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

Person say those South Africans them be animals, and them get big big heads, so enough blood no Dey flow reach their head nah why them Dey behave like animals 😂

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

A moving man will meet his luck.
A moving woman will end up in a man’s house.

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

Same thing happens to me, when I reply comments, I have lots of views but never my original posts

[Aviva-Luxury Reseller 👛 💎 @avivafashion11]

Being a small account on X is WILD.

You write thoughtful content every single day, eagerly engage with everyone, and follow every “growth tip” people swear by…all for a handful of likes and the occasional comment.

Meanwhile, giant accounts are posting:

“Do you eat mayo?”
“Who remembers Blockbuster?”
“Would you date someone who drinks Diet Coke?”

…and somehow pull millions of views and thousands of likes and comments in under an hour 🫩

I’ve only been on X for 3 months. Has it always been like this?

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

Me and my girlfriend having a heated argument, she’s on the wrong and I really wanna make her see that she’s wrong, but my dick keeps getting hard asf, and I can’t focus on the argument anymore, I just wanna fuck her like crazy.

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

If they were truly happily married people, they would speak up, there’s no happy marriage out there.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

I need happily married people to speak up more because the internet is making marriage look terrifying 😭

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

Day 5 of posting global finance loopholes and fixes.
Startup idea 15.

Here’s what I’d do if I’m starting tomorrow
👇🏾

Climate Risk Hedging Marketplace.

Companies and investors struggle with unpredictable climate impact no easy, transparent tools for hedging or insurance.

Build an AI driven marketplace that bundles and trades climate risk products using satellite data and smart contracts.

Money side, Launch platform for $120k–$290k, seed $2–6M, trading commissions and premiums could reach $8–32M yearly.

Perfect as climate regulations and events intensify worldwide.

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

She for the streets, nothing of value was lost.

[siren crave @sirencrave]

klay thompson, you're a damn fool

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

@iamrichygold @luxemiaa Fb

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

@Er34Gtt Miserable japs

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

What you turn into when you have unlimited supply of American food.

[tm. @TM78x]

More blessings in June😍🙌🏻🎮

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

@AdeHardemola @dammiedammie35 I no fit blame you sha, any Nigerian adult above 35 years is a fool, nah una generation worse pass, especially the 40plus ones, very senile and weak generation, colonial mindset and all.

[Pelluci @PelluciPocus]

Collect am finish make you come see heavy curses.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Opay, I no wan collect loan. No be by force.