Bri pelly

[Bri pelly @PellyBri]

Whenever I need to poop I just start slowly walking around and looking at everything below eye level as if I’m in homegoods and it works within a minute

[Bri pelly @PellyBri]

Hi @Wendys why is there a giant piece of plastic in my chili 🤨

[Pizza Dad @Pizza__Dad]

Joe Rogan when he sees someone wrote he’s literally 5’3 in the sky

[Bri pelly @PellyBri]

The only way it could get better is if it was not 800 calories💔.That’s the real number, I wish I was being dramatic

[Bri pelly @PellyBri]

You get an iced coffe, the ice melts, is it still an iced coffee? #opinionsarelikecasseroles

[Bri pelly @PellyBri]

I’m tired of clicking on Instagram sneaker ads and they’re $145

[Bri pelly @PellyBri]

@SJSchauer Once my brother was chasing me around the house and we ran past our kitchen counter where I did my homework. He decided to pick up a freshly sharpened pencil, corner me, and then stab me in the back with said pencil starting at the top and dragging it all the way down. He was 4.

[Bri pelly @PellyBri]

@kurtisconner I’m not like most girls, I’m a truck.

[Bri pelly @PellyBri]

BRUH. Ok I’m glad companies are recognizing the fact that not everyone can fit in standard sizing. NOW CAN WE GET PAST THE FACT THAT THIS DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MEAN THEY ARE “CURVY”?? What about people who are top heavy, or shaped like a cylinder aka me

[American Eagle @AEO]

“Has @AEO always had “curvy” jeans or am I late? Either way I’m here for it! 🍑” –@queenb__412 on Twitter

You’re not late… welcome to the party! Check out the blog for all the details on our NEW curvy jean: https://t.co/Aev35e4O7e

[Bri pelly @PellyBri]

If you just want a laugh, go look at a couple Instagram or facebook pics of the boys you were madly in love with in 7th grade.

[Bri pelly @PellyBri]

Lmfaoo just call me raven

[Bri pelly @PellyBri]

#voicesavekorin

[Bri pelly @PellyBri]

@KTHopkins rude bitch