Pelumhy

Just being me💯

[Pelumhy @Pelumhy41]

@adaezennaji_ My girl is stressed already🥺😂
I trust her dad, he's going to finish them all.

[Boluwatife @bjcleu_]

You have to be extremely wicked to tell people to be selling akara and roasted corn in 2026, especially when that message is coming from the First Lady.

[Davido @davido]

UNA THINK SAY MUSIC NAH MY LAST OPTION … 😂😂😂😂😂 UNA GO LEARN

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

It always beats my brain that Nigeria has a dedicated national programme & budget to fund the rehabilitation of terrorists but has nothing dedicated for the victims of the terrorists who are traumatized for life.

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

You cannot rehabilitate someone that has beheaded another human being before.

There’s nothing like a repentant terrorist, He will do it again 👍

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

90% of people cannot afford to own a house in Nigeria and somebody is moving ₦210 Trillion like it’s nothing.

That alone should make people lose their minds.

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

This gist is crazy

A lady rejected a marriage proposal because the guy planned the entire event around his own friends (she doesn’t vibe with most of them) and didn’t involve any of her friends or family.

When she arrived, the venue was filled with his friends, while none of her loved ones knew about the proposal or were there to share the moment with her.

What are your thoughts?

[Nze @nzemmili]

Anytime I see that charcoal stove, my anger increases cos what sort of spineless populace is this?

Others are progressing, and we are regressing with pride.

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

They are raping their house-help, I hope that helps.

Sex with a person who cannot say no because you are their employer and can stop their source of income, and you are their only housing in a city far away from home is RAPE‼️‼️‼️

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

While we are going about our daily activities, 114 Nigerian pupils and teachers remain in captivity in boko haram dens across the country.

Oyo: 46 abducted — about 27 days in captivity (2 already dead).
Borno: 42 abducted — about 27 days in captivity.
Katsina: 26 abducted — over 40 days in captivity.

They're spending this rainy season unsheltered in the den of kidnappers while their families are waiting for their return.

Don't forget them. 💔❤️

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

Dear Nigerian, your life should be waaaaay better than this! And No! It’s not God testing your faithfulness or your commitment with these problems, it’s satan using these evil politicians to ruin your life.
Our politicians are satan’s tools ruining our collective destiny as a nation. Before your escapist religious mindset shouts “God forbid” and “It is not my portion”, take a road trip to Kogi, Kaduna, Jos and Abuja. Our proclamation of “God forbid” is privilege. We have to kick these evil men out! Starting from Tinubu and APC!

[FRESH PRINCE @BlaqBonez]

the kids are still not back, what kind of life could they even live after this if they make it out, Nigeria has happened to them 💔

[Omiragua Teejay @Omiragua_Teejay]

"My vote won't change the country. Says 40 million people who stayed home."

[Hrothgär @sz_josh1]

Make primary school children dey fear to go school man. Dey run inside rain...make dem dey kill 6 yr old children man. Kai Kai Kai

[mike @mikealebiosu]

nothing will happen to wicked people. learn how to do your own back.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i hope you make enough money to get out of situations u hate.

[Prolific🏁 @KolawoleToluw11]

Another set of students writing WAEC has been kidnapped by terrorists in Kogi State.. The vice principal was killed and two other people were killed. 💔

Make Una keep relaxing o while Tinubu is sinking Nigeria.

[The_Chioma_Adanna @Alexxandrianah]

Unfortunately, I am the Doctor that would listen and do something about it

Saw a 3 yr who was assaulted by her uncle at the Paediatric clinic. I didn't talk too much, I just took her mum to the sexual assault center

Mother was begging me not to take it too far
I took it too far

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[TERRORIST SURVIVOR 💪🏽 @GbolahanOlanyi0]

As a survivor of kidnapping and banditry, one of the things that still breaks my heart is remembering how we survived in captivity.

From the very first day I was kidnapped alongside 10 other victims, we were forced to trek deep into the forest to their hideout. Along the way, we survived on stolen yams and maize taken from people's farms. The bandits would order us to dig up yams and harvest maize before they cook it on open fire for us to eat.

When we finally reached their camp, some of the bandits brought raw rice. They cooked it without seasoning, without cooking oil just plain, stony white rice. They would pour it onto a nylon bag for us to eat. Before you could even take two handfuls, the food was gone.

Omo, I suffered. I cried bitterly.

After 22 days, I was transferred to another group. There, the food changed, but not for the better. We were fed ground guinea corn prepared by their errand boy. Sometimes they added a little salt, sometimes nothing else.

Most days, we ate only once or twice. Water was even worse. Several of us had to share just one litre of water. The only time we drank enough was during long treks whenever they moved us from one location to another.

The hunger, thirst, exhaustion, and uncertainty were unbearable. Looking back today, I still don't know how I survived it all.

I am forever grateful to God and to my mother, whose sacrifices brought me back home alive. 💔😭🙏🏽