Barstool Pembroke

Exploring the socio-cultural fabric of campus existence through a satirical lens. Unofficial barstool chronicler at The Pembroke Hill School. #FuckPius

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Refs had warriors ML

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Senior year Z a diff beast

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Potent Monday snow day?

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Raiders embarrass Hogan tonight. Game was over by the end of the first. The boys are 6-0!

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Braden Shelley having himself a debut.

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Raiders up 14-0 at half.

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Josh Stahl, quarterback by day, punter by night.

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I’m entering the transfer portal.

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Someone come pick me up. Somehow ended up in Haiti

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I thank God every day I don’t live in El Dorado Springs

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Ran into 24’s mother crying in the bathroom

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Not me getting belligerent at this inmates concert

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Final 21-14 little closer than we would’ve hoped for but a hell of a fight from the fellas tonight. #ForTheSeniors

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21-7 raiders at half

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Summit Christian secondary quite simply does not exist. Raiders get their 3rd 30+ yard TD of the day. 21-6

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Raider are able to connect on the go route to Josiah. Raiders 7 Poverty birds 0

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The fuck is a blue tiger?

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@PemHillBarstool Holly got me sooo fucking wet 😩💧