Pence Flysworth II

father, husband, diptera — nobody knew me until I went to a debate in my hometown!

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

Just inherited this Twitter account from my great great great great great great great great great great grandfather. What did he do?

[🌈Wisp✨ @LittleWisp]

Kai made fly shirts that will benefit the Trevor project! Check them out and give all the @vpenceflyy @pencefly2 @real_pence_fly a follow!

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

while I don’t like that this user has stolen my identity, I do agree that we should do everything in our power to combat the terrible policies of Mike Pence... here hoping when all is said and done, they’ll acknowledge they are but a fan account

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

@IlhanMN @daveweigel yep, already happening 😡

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

while I love my moment in the spotlight, I also agree we should stay focused on the people with preexisting conditions who would lose their healthcare coverage under a 2nd Trump/Pence term....

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Shut up about the fly

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

@daveweigel agreed! let’s talk about how Pence never gave a straight answer about the non-existent health plan that the GOP has had 10 years to come up with!

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

@danjlevy omg I love Schitt’s Creek!

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

@cnjc96 @JanetDero @danjlevy not cool! I’m already not feeling well!

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

guys, I haven’t gotten my test results back yet, but I’m not feeling well...

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

now they are writing poems for me!

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

A smarmy Vice President guy
Was joined on the stage by a fly.
It dropped on his head,
Looked down, and then said,
“Um what the F’s up with his eye?”

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

Fly2020

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

@Caroline30 @DevinCow ...and really just wanted him to actually answer a question!

[Elaine @LexiApollo]

@DevinCow @darth

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

@anacarolinita2 @pencefl49068150 @PenceToupeeFly @PenceFl90089859 @Pencefl33668003 @pencefl85858307 @pencefl19283782 @Pence_Hair_Fly_ @Pencefly4 @REALPenceHeadF1 @RealPence_Fly @pencefl40997512 @Mike_PenceFly I really just wanted to draw attention to the bullshit he was spewing!

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

@anacarolinita2 @pencefl49068150 @PenceToupeeFly @PenceFl90089859 @Pencefl33668003 @pencefl85858307 @pencefl19283782 @Pence_Hair_Fly_ @Pencefly4 @REALPenceHeadF1 @RealPence_Fly @pencefl40997512 @Mike_PenceFly hi!

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

@jarenclee @MikePenceFly___ @mikepencefly7 @MikePenceFly__ @MikePence_Fly @Mikepencefly1 @MikePenceFly18 @MikePences_Fly_ @mikepences__fly @MikePen15314846 @MIKEPENCES1 @MikePencesFly01 @MikePencesFIy @PencesFly @PenceFl90089859 @Pence_Hair_Fly_ @Pencefly4 @PenceFLY12 🤣

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

@JohnPDrew1 @RBReich I was actually saying: “give me a straight answer!”

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

@RBReich I try to be!

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

@HamillHimself @DevinCow Please! I have a family!

[Pence Flysworth II @pencefly2]

@SammyPatriots @jonfavs I did always like being the center of attention 😬