'Pistol Pencil Pete'

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Another shift finished #easymoneyinthepocket

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@boyce6969
I better ask Dill.

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I have asked Santa To bring me something to trim my excess nose hair this year.

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Everyone tells me they have brought their Xmas presents "online".
Is there an "online" shop in Wolverhampton ?

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And I thought my job was bad

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Rainbow Kali on Bread and Butter yummy

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Posted in the Dudley Express and Star Today by me!

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I don't like Mondays //-\\
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I don't like Mondays \\-//

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It's party night, you should have been here :-)
(,) (,) xxxxx

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Happy birthday to me x

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Time to move on......

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@GolfClubWanker

1 = sorrow
2 = joy

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It's match play, not medal.

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@GolfClubWankers @Andy29Walker
If you cannot stiff one here - you never will!

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Don't mix the grape and the grain OR THIS HAPPENS.

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Home brew ready, salted peanuts, 120 Bensons and my favourite cuddle blanket to be tuned into The Ryder Cup this weekend
#intheholeeurope

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@mjlminty 24 years of marriage and you tell everyone your not married!
Is there any reason why you don't acknowledge your wife in your life?

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@malkin1959
That's right, there's more lines in one of your haircuts than my lines in detention!

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@malkin1959
Was it you who used to cut Bobby Charlton's hair?

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@malkin1959
Dear sir,
With my hair style is there any chance of a job?