Penelope Patsuris

There was one time when Richard Simmons literally swept me off my feet.

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Looks like he stopped

[Richard Simmons @TheWeightSaint]

What….what did you ask me? You asked me what are you worth? Well, I will tell you.

You are worth more than all the gold bullions at Fort Knox…which is located in Kentucky.
Wouldn’t you love to see all that gold?

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

@MattQuinn16 Matt. ❤️❤️❤️No words for any of this.

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

WOW fantastic news! Congratulations @Niketa!!!

[Niketa Patel @Niketa]

Some ✨personal news✨

I cannot wait to lead @newmarkjschool's executive leadership programs at @CUNY. It's such an honor to have the opportunity to inspire & empower new, more diverse cohorts of journalism leaders across editorial, product, business & technology! 🥳🧵

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

Congrats @kyurieff !!!

[Gil Kruger @gilly]

Kaya’s Creator Economy newsletter is an evening must-read.

[Daniel Gross @grossdm]

Amazing. Tight labor markets and low wages are turning the chamber of commerce into big-government liberals

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

...And so the inevitable narrative begins...

[Chris Taylor @christaylor_nyc]

100% horseshit

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

So fascinating. Also there used to be big book stores, apparently?

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

So.... do they fix that? Over and over?

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

Fellow Californians: Wow. Big washout on Highway 1 near Big Sur this morning. Road closed!

RT @bigsurkate
As of 7 am, photo by Heath Johnston, Rat Creek, MM 30.

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

But let's be honest. https://t.co/DUZlppBk3W Via @ChristineRomans

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

i can't tell if that's a joke?

[Jennifer Epstein @jeneps]

Biden team is "monitoring the situation" around GameStop.

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

We shouldda made that the hedline.

[Samantha Murphy Kelly @HeySamantha]

Also, today I learned @DollyParton tapped her own acrylic fingernails for rhythm in the background of the song "9 to 5." Credits on the record are listed as "Nails by Dolly"

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

@torontostewart OK, that's pretty funny.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

With her strong and poignant words, @TheAmandaGorman reminds us of the power we each hold in upholding our democracy. Keep shining, Amanda! I can't wait to see what you do next. 💕 #BlackGirlMagic

Photo credit: Rob Carr

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

Looking for Hirschfeld's NINAs was one of my all time favorite things to do as a kid!!!!

[Sam Sifton @SamSifton]

When I was a kid, my folks taught me to look for the hidden NINAs in Al Hirschfeld's drawings in the print @nytimes. Today I taught one of mine to look for @erinschaff photo credits in same. Today there were A LOT! 📸

[Phil Mattingly @Phil_Mattingly]

"I haven't seen anything like this since I deployed to Iraq," @chairmang. "The President needs to call it off. Call it off."

[Jeremy B. White @JeremyBWhite]

We are going to see this image for years. A symbol of an era.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

The holidays are over, y'all. It’s back to that 9 to 5 😉 #MondayMotivation

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

@TaylorLorenz Let's chat.

[Penelope Patsuris @PenelopeCNN]

@NJTrainDelays why don't you like to RT axios?