Minimum wage cannot do full tank but your president is seeking reelection and he is the favorite to win. Nigerians are very comfortable with bad governance.
5k funded account you don’t have.
10k funded account you don’t have.
iPhone 17 pro max you don’t have.
Benz you don’t have.
Laptop you don’t have.
Gym you don’t go.
Girlfriend you don’t have.
OPay nothing is there.
What exactly do you have??
Traders don’t even fear lockdown, we’re ready for it 😂
Na to just stock kitchen with food, camp one babe with big bumbum 😭
Solar dey
Gen dey
Netflix dey
AC dey
Prop accounts plenty too 💰
What else am I missing?
One of the footage in today's UFO release: a luminous sphere gliding between wind turbines.
They had it classified. They kept it classified. They still can't explain it.
If you put same 500m Naira in Jollof+, you will be getting 108 million Naira instant interest if you lock it for 360 days. Rich people will continue to be rich if they are smart. Real estate rentals cannot pay you 21.6% per annum.
My guy broke up with his babe sometime last year.
The girl seemed cool and I wasn't aware of any problems that justified a breakup. I asked him why and he said he would tell me later.
After a few weeks, he got a new babe. He randomly called me yesterday and we got talking.
Apparently, a few months after he started dating his ex, he invested some money in a business and his business partners connived with one another to steal money from him.
This affected his ability to supply the goods he had been paid to deliver and his customers started threatening to arrest him. They gave him a week's ultimatum and he started running around, taking loans and doing everything he could to either deliver or pay the money back.
He told me that every night when he got home tired and worried, he would explain to his girlfriend on the phone what he went through the whole day to get money, but he never asked or expected her to support him financially because she didn't have any money of her own.
Before the end of the ultimatum, he was able to source the money after borrowing from family and friends and he settled the issue with his customers.
After he told his girlfriend this, she asked him for some money to sort her personal stuff, even though she knew he was in debt and his business was in trouble.
He said he lost all attraction for her and knew he couldn't marry her. He broke up with her two months later even though he actually loved her.
He then told me about his new babe. He said he had promised to buy her some stuff but he didn't make as much profit as he anticipated.
When he told her and expected the kind of reaction he would have gotten from his ex, this babe told him that he shouldn't worry about it and that he could buy those things when he had money.
She also came to his place to cook and told him that the cost of cooking from yesterday till Sunday was on her. She said she just wanted to ease his burden.
He told me that he had never met a girl like her and was quite emotional on the call.
That random call was to tell me that he had found his wife.
Don’t support any political party.
But you see the talk about the future, love Peter obi for that. i might not gain from it but the 7m to every youth go help the build businesses. If them do am every year for 8 years straight. Imagine taking all $90B loan to empower business🧠💭
"Tinubu borrowed$90 $90B! If we give just 25% to our youth, poverty dies TODAY. $5k per entrepreneur = a job-creating REVOLUTION. Stop wasting billions, start building empires!"
Peter Obi blasts Tinubu