Rob Killam

Aspiring novelist. Ask to DM, please. Meowist-Dogarian. Hic Locus Placet Mihi. Owner of @Waddle0n.

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What do we do when life gets hard? We look for the helpers, we love each other, we pray as well as we know how, and

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@MichaelShanks

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@EJFisch Ugh, that kind of anxiety is miserable by itself, never mind the pain the anxiety is about. I'm way too familiar with that dance. Better to pursue an answer and see what it is so you can do something about it, as hard as that is.

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@Syraavibes Timberlake.

For reasons.

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@BaronDestructo

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@RespectfulMemes Or your friends tell you and you still can't believe it.

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@PitTalkPodcast1 Silly civilian question: how do the Marines passing by know when to drop their salute? I assume there's a procedural rule.

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@EveKeneinan Even when I read what she wrote, my brain pronounced it as "bow ling" rather than "bowl ing."

Oopsie.

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@HorrorHammer1 What happens if you want jet spray? The mouth and eyes close and it comes out the nose?

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"Want to see my movie?"
"What's it about?"
"It's a re-"
"No."

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@MacKenzieOfLlyr I'm about 2/3 of the way through the introduction of Property, and I think I can guess why the founding fathers were like, "Hey, what if we did 'pursuit of happiness' instead?"

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I like freedom and I'm still scraping my way through Locke.

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@JayJosephVet I was listening to a veteran podcast yesterday that said some soldiers would be hazed by their peers, compelled to eat chunks of C4 before being chased with Tasers. Think it was @UnsubscribeCast?

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"Noises Off" is up there.

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What’s the funniest movie you’ve ever seen?

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@zacharyebell What do you mean the novel "Don't Invent the Torment Nexus" was a warning to not invent the Torment Nexus?

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@MacKenzieOfLlyr The Second. https://t.co/ctAGcKGukI

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@MacKenzieOfLlyr Finished Chapter 2.

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@MacKenzieOfLlyr Okay, mercifully, I don't have to understand as much about William III and James II as I thought I would. Same goes for Richard Hooker.

Locke reads a lot like Paul once you dig into him. Though I think even Paul might go a bit cross-eyed on Locke sometimes.

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@memeslich The ship of Theseus is in different pieceus.