The Penguin Brain

Steering the bandwagon off the Fort Pitt Bridge. I picked the stupidest account name ever. #LetsGoPens

[The Penguin Brain @PenguinBrain]

Selling a BUNCH of Penguins jersey to benefit 5 year old Jaxon Curiel in his fight against brain cancer. All jerseys are now being sold individually. Check them out!!

https://t.co/Nzw6kQBFoG

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Don’t beat yourself up about it Edmonton. Not every captain can get the job done in game seven of the Cup finals.

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Being a Leafs fans must be hell. Imagine a world in which we put up this many game seven Ls against the Flyers. I would weep after a loss like this.

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Been a minute

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It was a damn privilege to watch Crosby play this year. The man came so close to dragging a very inconsistent Pens team to the playoffs. Can’t wait to see what he does at 37.

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Go @CanadiensMTL Go @NHLFlyers (he said vomiting)

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Saturday afternoon cardiac arrest

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The feels…. Impossible

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The Penguins are five points out of a playoff spot.

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My brain is glitching

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Jake Guentzel rocking the 🔴 & ⚫️ in his @Canes debut! #CauseChaos

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Do your worst Washington. We’re numb and nothing can hurt us.

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Thank you Jake 🙏

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I’m not a superstitious man.. but it can’t be a good sign when you hear a noise and turn around to find your dusty 2016 Geno bobblehead has dropped the Stanley Cup…

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@IR23GWHS Same. He’s not bad, but he’s not a guy that’s gonna steal wins for us in these tryin times

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Remember a few months back, when we were all full of hope and optimism for this team?

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@penzrule Ain’t it the truth

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So Cutter Gauthier definitely just didn’t want to play for Torts, right?

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@BenchBossx2 Truly!

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When my wife asks why I’m not getting mad about these recent losses

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@realkevinbasta We’ve got to be close to some personnel changes

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I truly wonder what else has to happen before we start seeing personnel changes. I’m not anti Sullivan by any stretch, but at some point you have to change SOMETHING.