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[Penguin @PenguinMagoo]

Surprised my son last night with tickets to the Super Bowl!! Let’s Go!!!!!!

[🇨🇦Jenn🇨🇦 @LJ_Gilmour]

To every American bitching about the smoke from the wildfires.
Learn this name.
Nicholas Dale. A Canadian pilot who lost his life assisting with a wildfire in Colorado.

[Tyler K @tylerkwx03]

the nerve on some Americans is insane.

Canada helped us during 9/11. Canada helped us during the palisade fires. Canada has been by our side since the 1800s.

Yet all we can do is complain and blame them for something completely out of their control? Gee what thanks.

[Perry Masonry @maximumperry]

Hey MAGA Whiners, complaining about forest fire smoke. A Canadian pilot lost his life helping you fucks fight a US forest fire this week. Fucking fuck right the fuck off you miserable fucks.

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Doug Ford on American complaints over wildfire smoke: "If there's some politicians out there chirping away, well, maybe what you should do rather than complain is send support, send help. Because we have done the exact same thing for our American friends."

[SPJ @SweatpantJesus]

Me to my wife: “oh yea, I’ll get to that later”

My wife:

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

FACT: If this is your profile picture, you're a dipshit.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

If Fetterman leaves the Democrats for the Republicans, he will be the first Senator in US history to simultaneously raise the average IQ of both parties.

[Penguin @PenguinMagoo]

@Enterprise

@Enterprise Corner Kick for USA! #OnEveryCorner     #Sweepstakes

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The Constitution barely survived today.

By a 5-4 vote, Trump’s Supreme Court declined to let him rewrite the Constitution and end birthright citizenship.

We’re hanging on by a thread. The fight to defend our democracy is far from over.

[Penguin @PenguinMagoo]

@Enterprise

@Enterprise Corner Kick for USA! #OnEveryCorner    #Sweepstakes

[Joshua Bailey @JoshuaBailey184]

Find a lawyer & get that check, young brother

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

I will die on this hill if necessary.

The United States guaranteed the rights of atheists in the first ten words of the Bill of Rights. I should not have to avoid entire states because they institutionally indoctrinate kids into magical thinking.

[Penguin @PenguinMagoo]

@Enterprise

@Enterprise Corner Kick for USA! #OnEveryCorner   #Sweepstakes

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

East Wing: DESTROYED
Front lawn Ellipse: DESTROYED
Reflecting Pool: DESTROYED
The Kennedy Center: DESTROYED
Rose Garden: DESTROYED

America's Economy, Rule of Law, and Global Reputation: ALL DESTROYED.

Everything he touches dies. Every fucking thing!

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

Those were his grandchildren

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

MAGA is mad at people touching water but not kids

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Lowest MLB ERA since 2021, 500+ innings:
#2 - Drew Rasmussen, 2.76 (the guy pitching)
#1 - Shohei Ohtani, 2.62 (the guy hitting)

[Covie @covie_93]

In this photo there is a Princeton University graduate and a Harvard Law School graduate.

Michelle Obama is both.