Tim

he/him

[Tim @PenguinTim]

#nw i guess #WaterlooRoad

[Carly Rae Jepsen Wiki @carlyraewiki]

Jack Antonoff shouts out @CarlyRaeJepsen on Bleachers’ new song ‘upstairs at els’:

— “Hard feeling days into gone now nights / Inside Jack and Carly Rae”

[Lake @_endlesslake]

Children are naturally enamored by trains. It is an evil society which does not build trains

[Joel¹ 🐊 @93M4RQUEZ_]

That’s cool, can we talk about the 5 million pound donation Farage was sent by a cryptobro?

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

Me when I'm asked which character my parents like the most from Shrek

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

The UK press are capable of digging up every irrelevant detail about politicians it fears, but want you to believe they didn't know about Peter Mandelson's intimate friendship with Jeffrey Epstein despite this photo being posted under every article that mentioned him for years.

[Tim @PenguinTim]

@ericeffiorg Like can they get a move on, us geriatric (25+) livies have work to get back to...

[dahlia @orbitheress]

teacher: “today we are going to be removing the first 3 and last 3 letters from our names!”

kid named chemotherapy:

[Tim @PenguinTim]

@SnapshotSpotify can you do the top female albums for yesterday pls 🙏

[Tim @PenguinTim]

@carlyraewiki How??? I spent 6 hours queuing at that same store yesterday and they were all sold out by the time I got to the front 😭

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

it's interesting to me that this "rough childhood" narrative is never extended to female artists who grew up in the public eye. yall accused taylor of having CTE when she put out light hearted songs, miley, selena and demi never receive any sympathy for any of their struggles.

[BCharts @bchartsnet]

*chego na lua

[T9 @Thafnine]

hi @vuecinemas @cineworld @ODEONCinemas @picturehouses @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour @RoyalFamily @BBC @SkyCinema @CityPolice @British_Airways @SadiqKhan can we get screenings of this upcoming movie in cinemas please, would be great, cheers lads

[Tim @PenguinTim]

@O2ForumKTown Do you know what time leigh-anne comes on?

[🌾🌿🪿 Holly 🪿🌿🌾 @SparrowLucero]

six characters in search of an exit

[Tim @PenguinTim]

tadc fans outside the us rn:

[GLITCH @glitch_prod]

Get tickets at https://t.co/lE5HQq2eE5 - we are so incredibly grateful for this opportunity ❤️ if your region isn't listed, PLEASE respectfully reach out to your local theatres to ask them to bring Digital Circus: The Last Act to your area! We want as many people to enjoy this experience as possible!

[paul 🪩 @IWH2BMX]

everybody put the pinky’s down and leak it

[Michaela @mimizima_]

And Carly Rae Jepsen said “before you came into my life I missed you so bad”

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

The story of the crucifixion is meaningless without the resurrection

[Tim @PenguinTim]

@SmappysIsland me showing the new whovian director general of the bbc this tweet and explaining that there's demand for a second series like

[Tim @PenguinTim]

the likes.. oh the demand was THERE

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Introducing the stars of #Class!
L-R: Vivian Oparah, Greg Austin, Sophie Hopkins, Fady Elsayed & Katherine Kelly!
🎉