Matthew Carswell

[Ralph Steadman Art @SteadmanArt]

APRIL GIVEAWAY! Would you like to win a pack of Ralphabet Cards and a signed copy of No Room to Swing a Cat? Simply Like and share this post. Winner will be randomly selected from across our social media channels, only this account will contact you! Good luck!

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five…

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!

#Simpsons

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

RT if your MBB & WBB teams are BOTH dancing in the Sweet 16! 🕺💃

#MarchMadness

[Matthew Carswell @Penguinwell]

Always one of my favorite reading

https://t.co/ROnFuCwWf2

[Anita Thompson @AnitaGonzo]

Another great find! Look at the date on this check😅 As a thank you for keeping the Gonzo spirit alive, pls repost this with your favorite HST book or column title, & we’ll gift these 3 items (3 people randomly). With love from Owl Farm. 🩷🥰

[Anita Thompson @AnitaGonzo]

Another great find! Look at the date on this check😅 As a thank you for keeping the Gonzo spirit alive, pls repost this with your favorite HST book or column title, & we’ll gift these 3 items (3 people randomly). With love from Owl Farm. 🩷🥰

[Matthew Carswell @Penguinwell]

Can you imagine playing with him? Standing around the Vanderbilt game as he takes 57 shots? And you still lose. Brutal. The debate shows would be losing their minds

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

Pete Maravich’s LSU game log is insane 👀

He attempted 50+ shots in a game 8 times! 57 twice!!

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

Pete Maravich’s LSU game log is insane 👀

He attempted 50+ shots in a game 8 times! 57 twice!!

[Matthew Carswell @Penguinwell]

New logo is like a sign pointing you to the cruise terminal

[Basketball University @UofBasketball]

Clippers new logo…

Improvement?

[Joshua Schwader @SchwaderZag62]

Gonzaga has entered the AP poll at #23. They have now appeared in the AP poll 1 consecutive time which is nowhere near any type of record of any sort. Saying 1 and consecutive at same time is just as confusing as bracketology to people who don’t follow closely

[Gonzaga Basketball @ZagMBB]

Skoo ZAGS 😤😎

[Matthew Carswell @Penguinwell]

@SteadmanArt My ice chest that is covered in stickers from Texas craft breweries. Could use more artwork on it

[Ralph Steadman Art @SteadmanArt]

COMPETITION TIME! We will be running a giveaway every week in January because, well, January. Like & share this post, and one lucky winner will win a signed copy of Extinct Boids.
Please note we will never ask you to click a competition link and only this account will contact you

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

I included this in my Eyewall post this morning, but this is more explicit to Texas and gets head on into the polar vortex hype.

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

It must be wonderful to ring in the new year over and over and over.

Please, kill me.

#Simpsons

[Gonzaga Basketball @ZagMBB]

Top 10 Matchup at @ClimateArena
Zags 🆚 Huskies
📺ESPN2
📺Live Video: https://t.co/Zc6JPBXE0m
📻Live Radio: https://t.co/juGwi21R3P
📊Live Stats: https://t.co/XDvwvcY8f4

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families.

Maybe single people eat crackers. We don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

#Simpsons

[Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee]

Final standings were last week. In a shocking development, none of our teams made it into a conference championship game. #robbed

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

This post doesn’t get into it but we seem to have collectively forgotten all of the efforts taken to get rid of places where teens hang out together, including “playing a special sound to drive away people under 25”

[River Oaks Problems @RiverOaksPrblms]

Perhaps another Trader Joe’s? An Amazon Fresh?

Make a Chili’s, keep fucking the corpse of “Houston used to be interesting.”

[Matthew Carswell @Penguinwell]

@Slotter

[Houstorian @Houstorian]

Today in 1970, the Astrodome hosts the World Premiere of Robert Altman’s film “Brewster McCloud,” filmed there.